Riff is taking over the board.

[Problem Child]

He's stoned, addicted to porn, angry, and talking to himself, and he is now attacking NASCAR. This is spinning out of hand.

He is obviously mad. Some one call him and make sure he has food and that all sharp objects and poisons are put away. Then have phonesex with him. I would do it, but I need to go outside and plant strawberries and melons.

Please. Do it for the board. Thank you.

That is all.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Melons. I should have known.

 

[riff]

Who cares. All the threads will age out off of the first board.

relax

 

[Problem Child]

Yup. Melons.

 

[Laurel]

You have a much more interesting garden than I.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Mr. Green Jeans, you've got a right nice crop growin' there! Should I bring my knife or are we just gonna bash 'em on the ground until they bust open?

[edited because the melon baller has a quicker trigger finger than I do]

 

[Calamity Jane]

Gawd dammit PC... you promised you wouldn't post those pics of us!

Can I come dig in the dirt with ya darlin? The ground's still frozen here.

 

[riff]

Damn, boy. We got them all over the south.

 

[Problem Child]

Mr. Green Jeans, you've got a right nice crop growin' there! Should I bring my knife or are we just gonna bash 'em on the ground until they bust open?

Melons should be squeezed and even tasted, not bashed. You need to learn proper produce handling techniques.

 

[Tim1]

Mellons

Shit they looked more like "Lopes" to me.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You have a much more interesting garden than I.

Honey, he's got a more interesting garden than Nancy Friday! Meet me in the shed around midnight. I've got a plan.

 

[riff]

Melons should be squeezed and even tasted, not bashed. You need to learn proper produce handling techniques.

You indeed have a point. It can make all of the difference in the world.

 

[Laurel]

Honey, he's got a more interesting garden than Nancy Friday! Meet me in the shed around midnight. I've got a plan.

Gotcha. I'm there.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You indeed have a point. It can make all of the difference in the world.

Please. Those particular melons have been squeezed, sliced, stuffed, sewn and scarred. How much more 'delicate' handling do you think they can take?

Still, on a hot summer day....well....there's nothing like a melon that's been infused with vodka. But it ain't summer yet.

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

God. All I want to do is suck someone's tits right now.

 

[riff]

Please. Those particular melons have been squeezed, sliced, stuffed, sewn and scarred. How much more 'delicate' handling do you think they can take?

Still, on a hot summer day....well....there's nothing like a melon that's been infused with vodka. But it ain't summer yet.

The days are getting longer though.....

you like jazz?

i'm into it. some. know a little.

ever heard Miles Davis's On The Corner? Got it on vinyl.

I bet you like New Orleans jazz.

As for melons, can't say I have a particular method of handling them. I guess I am too expressive, letting my emotions move my actions. Sometimes I sling them, sometimes i just suck on them. And yes, put a little vodka into them and they can be wonderful melons indeed. Fine ripe melons with a little vodka in 'em. Food for the gods.....

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

Cjrist, I am getting gang-banged.

 

[morninggirl5]

He's stoned, addicted to porn, angry, and talking to himself, and he is now attacking NASCAR. This is spinning out of hand.

He is obviously mad. Some one call him and make sure he has food and that all sharp objects and poisons are put away. Then have phonesex with him. I would do it, but I need to go outside and plant strawberries and melons.

Please. Do it for the board. Thank you.

That is all.

Sorry, i'm more in the mood to poison his food and send him more sharp objects.

The full moon is over, i thought all the assholes would be done exhibiting their better sides.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Re: Re: Riff is taking over the board.

Sorry, i'm more in the mood to poison his food and send him more sharp objects.

The full moon is over, i thought all the assholes would be done exhibiting their better sides.

what she said

 

[Laurel]

God. All I want to do is suck someone's tits right now.

Here you go. Come to mama.

http://www.immucell.com/images/udder.jpg

 

[riff]

Here you go. Come to mama.

heh. I don't think he had those in mind.... hehehehehehe

 

[Alley Cat]

How about this one? Is this more your style? heh

 

[Alley Cat]

i guess not.. lol