riff, i honked as i zipped through....

[Ginny]

avoyelles parish.....

did ya hear me?

i thought about stopping in for gas and asking the clerk if he knew a guy named riff who had an orange pussy and one name Lucy...but....i chickened out.....

I-49 is such an easy drive, huh?......i took the lil miracle and my mom up to natchitoches to meet my sister so she could take them back to dallas for a week......

so anyway.....i did honk hello.....

 

[unclej]

i woke up so horny this morning that when i pinched myself i honked. is that the same thing?

 

[Ginny]

well sorta.....i pinched my clit as i honked......

 

[unclej]

my, my, my.....................

 

[TWB]

Maybe he didn't hear the honk, just the orgasmic aardvark cry coming out of your window at 65 miles per hour.

 

[Ginny]

lmao......you might just be right....nothing like the yelp of an aardvark orgasming.....

 

[unclej]

hey ginny...is that you in the av? i was just getting ready to leave to get a little work done but now i'll have to wait for a reply.

 

[Ginny]

yes my sweet cockpig....tis me.....

 

[unclej]

well, that made my day. you're just as lovely as i had pictured. now i go to work...

 

[Ginny]

have a great day, unclej....careful with the snout squirting at customers.....

 

[Ginny]

<honk honk>.....hey riff!

 

[riff]

Natchitoches is a nice town, don't you think?



I got lots of cousins in Avoyelles. Thanks for thinking of me, Ginny.

 

[Ginny]

natchitoches is indeed a nice town...mmmmm dem meat pies....i told turtle...it's where they filmed Steel Magnolias....so he'd get an idea of where i was headed.....

k....and i've missed something...you don't live there?....lol....dammit i was perving away glancing over at the exit...thinking there a hot man jacking off somewhere over in them there woods......

 

[Ginny]

so riff.....do your cousins like to masturbate?

 

[riff]

so riff.....do your cousins like to masturbate?

The summer before he died, my 94 year old Pawpaw told me he still jerked off once a week. On his 91st birthday I asked him how it felt to be 91. He said "It still works- it just takes longer.."

I asked him what he dreamed about. He told me it was hunting, fishing, and his late wife: "I'd be lying in bed and Lula would throw a leg across me," he explained, "And I said, Lula, don't forget about those sweet potatoes we got cooking in the oven!"

I seriously doubt my cousins are much different from me and my pawpaw.