Ridiculous Cock

[superlittlegirl]

I recieved a huge cock as a gift today.

It will never fit inside me. I know this. Not even with a shoehorn, a crowbar, and a bucket of lube.

It has a nice suction-cup base, though, so I think I might stick it up in the shower to scare people.

The text on the box is too funny. It reads:

The Most Realistic Cock Ever Created...Now Vibrates!

The Vibro Realistic Cock is molded from an actual erect penis then individually handcrafted and colored.

Made from new supple materials it captures a real cock's fleshy texture and every vein, bulge and crease right down to the hefty balls.

And now this fabulous cock vibrates!

Just set the vibration speed on the remote battery pak from slow to fast and it will quiver like the real thing.

 

[Guest]

Maybe you'll grow into it......

 

[superlittlegirl]

I sure as hell hope not!

Maybe you'll grow into it......

 

[427cobra]

I admire ambitious women, lol. Don't let it beat you. Show it you're a competitor. Just teasing.

 

[april-wine]

In the shower with a sign...........

Managment reserves the right to limit shower time.......

 

[BlueDaisy]

How big is "big"? Dimensions, woman. We want measurements!

Blue (just jealous because I didn't get one)

 

[HeavyStick]

cut a hole through it and put it around your shower head, if it'll fit.

 

[phrodeau]

Try whittling.

 

[superlittlegirl]

It looks to be as big as Gnufi Poppets' av-cock.

I'm getting out the measuring tape right now.

It's scaring me.

How big is "big"? Dimensions, woman. We want measurements!

Blue (just jealous because I didn't get one)

 

[Killswitch]

It must be fucking huge...she went to measure it ten minutes ago

 

[paganangel]

i confess

i was the cock they cast from

 

[Guest]

Re: i confess

i was the cock they cast from

Cast from where?

 

[HeavyStick]

It must be fucking huge...she went to measure it ten minutes ago

she's impaled on it.... we'll read about her on consumptionjunction.

 

[superlittlegirl]

It is fucking huge. There is no denying that. I put it away because the fumes from the realistic cockflesh were making me dizzy. But I'll measure for real this time. Honest.

It must be fucking huge...she went to measure it ten minutes ago

 

[superlittlegirl]

The cock in question has a circumference of five and one quarter inches.

It is eight inches long.

To all the ladies who say they don't want anything smaller than eight inches:
My hat's off to you. You are more woman than I.

 

[Nora]

Good lord.

SLG, that just sounds painful!

 

[HeavyStick]

The cock in question has a circumference of five and one quarter inches.

It is eight inches long.

To all the ladies who say they don't want anything smaller than eight inches:
My hat's off to you. You are more woman than I.

I'm not trying to suck up here.

But not more woman, but maybe "larger appetite"?

 

[littlekateyes]

The cock in question has a circumference of five and one quarter inches.

It is eight inches long.

To all the ladies who say they don't want anything smaller than eight inches:
My hat's off to you. You are more woman than I.

OMG


Sorry, but no thanks.

 

[Freya]

The 8 inches wouldn't be the problem so much as the 5 + inches around. Ouchie!

 

[Cibo]

That's circumference...which would mean the diamater is probably half that right? I forgot the formula to figure it out. But around 2.5-2.75 inches diamater?

 

[Killswitch]

The cock in question has a circumference of five and one quarter inches.

It is eight inches long.

To all the ladies who say they don't want anything smaller than eight inches:
My hat's off to you. You are more woman than I.

You must mean it has a five and a half inch diameter......
And although I dont use them I have noticed that they smell awful.....the rubber they use I mean.

 

[tyme]

I think I have that same one!! lol I love it! It is not something I can use all the time because it is BIG.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Nope. Circumference is the measure around an object at its equator, is it not?

A cock 5.25 inches in diameter would be roughly the size of a winter squash. Even this is not that gargantuan.

You must mean it has a five and a half inch diameter......
And although I dont use them I have noticed that they smell awful.....the rubber they use I mean.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

I recieved a huge cock as a gift today.

It will never fit inside me. I know this. Not even with a shoehorn, a crowbar, and a bucket of lube.


sounds like somoene sent you a mold of scottys cock

 

[Cibo]

Radius is from a center point and going to the end of the circle.

Diameter is from one end of the circle to the other.

Circumference is the measurement all the way around the circle, start at one point and do a complete 360 around the circle until you hit that same point again.

I could be wrong since it has been a while, but I'm pretty sure thats it.