Ride a Cock Horse to.....

[juicylips]

... Ride a Cock Horse to Banbury Cross to see a fine Lady upon a White Horse

With rings
on her fingers and bells on her toes she shall have music wherever she goes.



What is your favorite nursery rhyme? Now or as a child.

JL

 

[Guest]

 

[juicylips]

Hello Juicy one

The one I like is:

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very very good
But when she was bad she was horrid.

Or something like that.

I have curls

You have curls, sweet pea, but I can never imagine you being horrid!!!

Well, maybe on certain occasions it could be useful.

I have no curls.

Sigh.
JL

 

[Ishmael]

Mary had a little sheep,
to take to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
and Mary had a little lamb.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two and a half
and they didn't go up for water.

 

[cutie pie]

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! Goes the weasel!


************
Mornin', JL!

 

[Tim1]

rhyme

Once upon a time they say,
Is always how they start,

But mine never start that way,
I employ a wrinkled horny tart.

OK

Mary had a little goat
It's coat was thin and stringy

But she didn't care much at all
all she wanted was his thingy.

 

[juicylips]

Re: rhyme

Once upon a time they say,
Is always how they start,

But mine never start that way,
I employ a wrinkled horny tart.

OK

Mary had a little goat
It's coat was thin and stringy

But she didn't care much at all
all she wanted was his thingy.

Where the hell have you been hiding, T? Are you totally recovered? On the mend?

JL

Helllllllooooooooo, Cutie Pie!!!!!

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: rhyme

Where the hell have you been hiding, T? Are you totally recovered? On the mend?

JL

Helllllllooooooooo, Cutie Pie!!!!!

Thanks for the kiss. I been hiding at work and stuff. YES I'm all better and feeling good as hell. Your very kind to even notice i was gone.

Keep your thread goin.........

There is a pig named poke
who lived in a barn.

The farmer left the barn
to go poke Poke.


Now thats one fuckin gross thought.


Kisses back at you Juicy..........

 

[Summery]

It's too early here for Nursery Rhymes!

But Good Morning to you Sweet cheeks...

Tim1, good to see you alive.



JL, I'll come back later and post my favorite ones. Do you want normal or naughty versions?

 

[juicylips]

It's too early here for Nursery Rhymes!

But Good Morning to you Sweet cheeks...

Tim1, good to see you alive.



JL, I'll come back later and post my favorite ones. Do you want normal or naughty versions?

Post whatever you like. I don't know any naughty ones. I have such a pure mind and all.

I am getting quite an education so far.

Morning, chickie.
JL

 

[Starblayde]

all i can say is

*neigh* anyone going to banbury? *neigh*

 

[juicylips]

all i can say is

*neigh* anyone going to banbury? *neigh*

As long as I can ride you, I'll go anywhere.

JL

Missed you like fucking crazy.

 

[riff]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack can be replaced
By a candlestick.

 

[SexySlut2]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone,
but when she bent over Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own!


or



Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a daughter.

 

[juicylips]

Another favorite...

... Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown.
Rapping at the windows, Crying through the lock, "Are the children all in bed for now it's 8 o'clock.


I actually don't know any naughty ones. Tell me some more.

JL

 

[ExLimey]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
We often saw her little lamb
But never saw her bare!

 

[SouthernMale]

... Ride a Cock Horse to Banbury Cross to see a fine Lady upon a White Horse

With rings
on her fingers and bells on her toes she shall have music wherever she goes.



What is your favorite nursery rhyme? Now or as a child.

JL

Can't think of any rhymes. But what a vision yours puts in my head!!!!!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Old mother hubard went tot he cubard
to get her poor dog a bone.
but when she bent over Rover drover
and showerd her a bone of his own.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a funny leaf
Jack got high pulled down his fly
and Jill asked 'where's the beef?'