riddles

[HARDKOREBJ]

got any good ones.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

ok

what is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?





lizard in a blender

 

[Kymberley]

What is invisible and smells like carrots?







Bunny farts

 

[sch00lteacher]

Who controls millions of dollars, has others die for his cause, but hides in a cave pissing his pants waiting for a cruse missle to blast his ass to Allah?



...

 

[Kymberley]

Why don't sharks eat clowns?









They taste funny!

PS stolen from my 4 year old niece....both of them

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

here is another one

a box without hinges or lid,but inside golden treasures are hid.





an egg

 

[GuyJD]

Why was Popeye kicked out of the Navy?







He could never get his ships together.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

riddle

what is white and you read all over?





a news paper

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

...

what is black and slither back and forth and lies?





snake

 

[GuyJD]

What spot is so strong that even Tide can't remove but it's still good to have and enjoy?





The G-spot.

 

[GuyJD]

What do you get when you mate a rhinosauraus with an elephant?







Elephino!!!
(As in hell if I know)

 

[lilminx]

ok- I got one

But you have to answer the questions for the joke to work-


How many wings does a bird have?

 

[SweetCherry]

What spot is so strong that even Tide can't remove but it's still good to have and enjoy?





The G-spot.

Why don't you come on over with those cuffs and we can do some...um..laundry. That g spot might just need a bit more attention than standard spots.

 

[swtbethie]

if a rooster lays both brown and white eggs what color wil the chicks be?


















Roosters don't lay eggs