Riddles

Dillinger

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Let's partake in some riddling... Stupid or thoughtful, your choice... I choose to start with a dumb one...

"Why did the man cross the road."
 
Cause there was a really hot babe on the other side and he thought he was gonna get lucky! ;0
 
Close...

The answer is:

Because he heard the chicken was a slut.
 
Originally posted by *bratcat*
If you're stuck in a room with only a table and a mirror, how do you get out?

through the door?
 
What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
 
*lol*... don't know either - but since I'm not a lady or a child... I'd pick Mr. Bigger (I'm sure you know why)
 
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