Ricky Gets Revenge

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Ricky (m, 18, smart, not so athletic): It's just getting way too much being the one guy among my friends who's mom looks and dresses way different than the regular moms who look like moms. Instead my mom Rinna looks like she's one of those Real Housewives of the O.C or Bev Hills - thanks to the her whole look and personality change after her and dad divorced 2 yrs ago & moved me and her here to Sunnybrook where I had to start my senior year trying to make new friends. The few guys that let me hang out with them only do it because they're always asking me things about Rinna.

Best word to describe her is "fake." After the divorce she "re-invented" herself - blonder hair, smoothed her face with Botox, made her lips look like she's always pouting, fake tan all year round, and the firmest, most perfectly round boob job. I've never seen them bare, but a lot of her dresses and tank tops and stuff are always tight and low cut - and I'd be 50% of the time it's pretty obvious she's not wearing a bra - not that she needs to)

 

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Needless to say, my mom is annoying and embarrassing to be around. Yet, everyone seems to know who she is. All of the other husbands and dads and my friends think my mom is hot ("MILF porn star level like Lisa Ann or Brandi Love" as Robbie says) and want to have sex with her any way possible. All of the wives and moms pretty much are nice to Rinna's face, but believe me, I've been at parties and have overheard them talk - especially Janice, who's Robbie's mom, and Mark's mom Carol - who say some pretty funny stuff sometimes.

You can see from the Prty picture that my mom is more popular than me. But she think her popularity is due to her looks and how she dresses and how trendy blah blah. Part if that's true, but she has no idea the real reasons why she's always the center of attention and it was time she found out.

 

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So now that the word is out to my friends that my mom has been going by our local cable station and trying to have meetings with I guess whoever the producers are that make some of the shows that they do. She's planning some sort of fundraising event that she thinks is “perfect” for them to see her “natural talent in front of an audience.” My friends are saying it’s gonna be “perfect” to prank her somehow so her “perfectly fake porn star boobs get seen in front of an audience”

If she wears the strapless black and white dress, things are going to be interesting