Rhyming Exercise

[lowflykiwi]

Haven't been on for a time
It is good to see the thread still has a rhyme

Maybe I should appear more
And keep a closer score

You guys are doing so well
There are some rhymes that start things to swell

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WaHoo... Top stuff peeps...

 

[eastern sun]

Down in the city
when she’s feeling kind of witty
and her shoes are spiked and pretty
she is bound to find a kitty
who will lap at her titty
til she stops feeling shitty
and the underground mice
don’t even think twice
before pouncing on her nice . . . nice
pussy . . . smells like spice
rolling the dice
she seeks to entice
the hounds with their howls
and the mutts with their scowls
and the old men with their jowls
as the alley cat prowls
and she whips them with their towels
and thrusts deep into their bowels
till the city swims in cum
and she fishes out some gum
to liberate her mum
from the fear that she is dumb
while the kitty sucks her thumb
and the dogs sniff at her bum

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what is it about rhyming and sex?

 

[The_Big_O]

''What is it about rhyming and sex?''

what is it about rhyming and sex?
I guess its like Tina Turner.. Its simply the best.
You could feel wreckless but this will put you to rest.
More or less, when im done the bedroom is left in a mess.
I'd like to confess that i love it when boobs is touching my chest,
these powers i possess give orgasms that truly impress with success.
this art is a finesse to me like geeks to chess and frustration to stress.
If im not obsessed then theres truth in the monster of Loch Ness,
Im the top of the wave, the crest make girls scream *oh yes!
I profess this with perfection like the most sexy noblesse.​

 

[EASY213]

Saw your pic thread

 

[EASY213]

Your really very good

 

[numbsain]

Premature ejaculation
steamy four-way masturbation
dreamy soiree last temptation
ream me for an ass sensation

 

[numbsain]

Fornication
Porn elation
horny patient

Copulate
pop too late
hop to date
stop to mate
(ovulate)

masturbate
faster mate!
ass sure great
last till 8:00

cunnilingus
fun with fingas
money bring us


sodomize me
God surprise me


Bust a nut
Just a butt
cussed the slut

cock my rocks off
knock my socks off

I dig old biddies (with)
big ol' titties

Sam'll show
her camel toe

Maybe a
labia

Finger a clit
linger a bit
Bring 'er a slit

tantalizing
fantasizing

Genitalia
penetrailia
when I tell ya

All night long
tall white shlong

Sex position
exposition
(exhibition)

hang low
bang slow

Naked hotties
shake their bodies
snake their naughties

Lick my clit
dick my slit
(I'll) stick my tit (in your face)
(that) chick can sit (on my face)

 

[zex95966]

Doggy
Foggy
Soggy

(dunno how it can be used... maybe outside is a foggy day, and were doing it the doggy way? lol.)

Tease
Sleaze
Please

Flirt
Skirt
Squirt

young
hung
sprung