Rhetorician's Request: "Bring the Rubescence & I'll Bring the Tumescence" Edition

[PhallusOperandi]

Rhetorician's Request: "Bring the Rubescence & I'll Bring the Tumescence" Edition

Normally, this is where I'd wax poetic, alliterative, or assonant, but the title honestly stands on its own- which is coincidentally what I'd like you to do, as entertaining as damsels in distress can be.

So, that said: Clever writers with some combination of crippling ennui, a vexing libido, and/or something hijacking their mental space are invited to mix and mingle in the jingling beat with yours truly.

Capitalism delenda est.

 

[LadyJS]

Normally, this is where I'd wax poetic, alliterative, or assonant.

I read this and I thought it said asinine LOL

something hijacking their mental space

My mental space was hijacked long ago and left totally empty. I've tried to rent it out but with little success.

All snarkiness aside, I wish you luck in your pursuit, as I always enjoy your ads, even though I have to break out my dictionary to translate half the words (that's probably why I suck at crossword puzzles).