RFK Jr. dumped a dead bear in Central Park

[BrightShinyGirl]

He had originally intended to skin the bear and eat it, but he left it in a hot car too long while he was doing falconry.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/04/politics/rfk-jr-bear-central-park/index.html

 

[ll74]

Do people still care about RFK Jr?

 

[adrina]

That's gross.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

That's gross.

But funny! He tried to make it look like the bear had been killed by a careless cyclist!

 

[adrina]

But funny! He tried to make it look like the bear had been killed by a careless cyclist!

I don't know if my sense of humor is up to that task.

 

[Bn2f]

It's a sad state of affairs when picking Kristi Noem as your VP makes your campaign be ASPCA friendly.

 

[Saint_Ann]

He must be a Republican. A Democrat wouldn't know the first thing about skinning a bear.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

It's a sad state of affairs when picking Kristi Noem as your VP makes your campaign be ASPCA friendly.

Eating roadkill isn’t animal cruelty. The bear cub was already dead when he loaded it into the trunk of his car.

From an animal rights perspective, the fact that RFK Jr. enjoys falconry is more troubling.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Surely this will earn him some votes from MAGAs. They love weirdos.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Eating roadkill isn’t animal cruelty. The bear cub was already dead when he loaded it into the trunk of his car.

From an animal rights perspective, the fact that RFK Jr. enjoys falconry is more troubling.

Toxic masculinity. Nods.

 

[DeluxAuto]

the fact that RFK Jr. enjoys falconry is more troubling.

Him and the Beastmaster go to the same tanning salon.

 

[DeluxAuto]

He must be a Republican. A Democrat wouldn't know the first thing about skinning a bear.

He must be a Republican. He was dumb enough to leave an animal in a car.

 

[Saint_Ann]

He must be a Republican. He was dumb enough to leave an animal in a car.

At least it wasn't Mary Jo Kopechne he left in the car.

 

[DeluxAuto]

At least it wasn't Mary Jo Kopechne he left in the car.

Sirhan Sirhan is voting RFK jr.

 

[ByteMe13]

The bear wasn’t even Catholic

 

[Saint_Ann]

Sirhan Sirhan is voting RFK jr.

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[DeluxAuto]

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[Saint_Ann]

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Senator Teddybear, numb nutz.

 

[Chernosoth]

 

[DeluxAuto]

Senator Teddybear, numb nutz.

Who did Sirhan murder, buttmunch?

 

[Lazaran]

Eating roadkill isn’t animal cruelty. The bear cub was already dead when he loaded it into the trunk of his car.

From an animal rights perspective, the fact that RFK Jr. enjoys falconry is more troubling.

Yeah, the eating the meat / utilizing the hide from roadkill isn’t the disturbing / disgusting part, it’s the playing with the corpse by staging a scene in Central Park that is weird - and creepy - and totally fucked up.

RFK Jr. needs to be involuntarily committed.

Full stop.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1820295003090174403

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

My husband and kids had a great time laughing about RFK’s bear over dinner.

My theory now is that another driver didn’t hit the bear, RFK himself ran over it while driving drunk. He never intended to skin it and save the meat. That’s a lie he made up today to explain why he would stuff fresh roadkill into his trunk.

Ten years ago he was drunk and panicked. He just wanted to get rid of the evidence.

He forgot about the dead bear in his trunk until he was having dinner later that night with his frat bro friends. Then he told the funny story of the bear in his trunk, and Trip or Skip piped up and said: “You know what would be really funny? Let’s dump it in Central Park and make it look like it was hit by a bike!”

 

[Saint_Ann]

My husband and kids had a great time laughing about RFK’s bear over dinner.

My theory now is that another driver didn’t hit the bear, RFK himself ran over it while driving drunk. He never intended to skin it and save the meat. That’s a lie he made up today to explain why he would stuff fresh roadkill into his trunk.

Ten years ago he was drunk and panicked. He just wanted to get rid of the evidence.

He forgot about the dead bear in his trunk until he was having dinner later that night with his frat bro friends. Then he told the funny story of the bear in his trunk, and Trip or Skip piped up and said: “You know what would be really funny? Let’s dump it in Central Park and make it look like it was hit by a bike!”

Lol.

 

[Lazaran]

My husband and kids had a great time laughing about RFK’s bear over dinner.

My theory now is that another driver didn’t hit the bear, RFK himself ran over it while driving drunk. He never intended to skin it and save the meat. That’s a lie he made up today to explain why he would stuff fresh roadkill into his trunk.

Ten years ago he was drunk and panicked. He just wanted to get rid of the evidence.

He forgot about the dead bear in his trunk until he was having dinner later that night with his frat bro friends. Then he told the funny story of the bear in his trunk, and Trip or Skip piped up and said: “You know what would be really funny? Let’s dump it in Central Park and make it look like it was hit by a bike!”

That ^ is EXACTLY how I imagine things ACTUALLY unfolded.