Revolving musical cake plates from Avon...

[cheerful_deviant]

... wine with a screw top, luke warm pizza, books of wisdom purchased at the Dollar Store, religious icons everywhere, Neil Dimond playing on the stereo during dinner, overwhelming clutter, bickering and the obligatory pictures.

Yes, it was yet another birthday at the in-laws. Somehow I survived without slapping anybody or telling anyone off, but it was a near thing.

Sombody pass me a beer... no, make that six.

Did I mention that they have a 8x10 glossy of George W on the door of the fridge?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You were in Kitsch Hell.

 

[Guest]

you have my complete sympathy such as it is.
i raise to you my ice cold sam adams
and lower my pants to moon your sorry ass. (_|_)
we all make sacrifices, mr. man.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You were in Kitsch Hell.

I should be elevated to the level of saint just for not telling a certain family member to keep her rude comments to herself because no-one else cares.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh, that sucks!
Our family doesn't get together unless a keg is involved.
Oh, and you're not allowed to leave until you've bashed the Cock In Chief at least three times.

It's a rule.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

you have my complete sympathy such as it is.
i raise to you my ice cold sam adams
and lower my pants to moon your sorry ass. (_|_)
we all make sacrifices, mr. man.

You always were such a giving person.

BTW, remind me to glue the doors to you car shut next time I'm in Texas.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I should be elevated to the level of saint just for not telling a certain family member to keep her rude comments to herself because no-one else cares.

Next time you see her give her a Raid suppository for the bug up her ass.

 

[Guest]

You always were such a giving person.

BTW, remind me to glue the doors to you car shut next time I'm in Texas.

i really do love you duckie
just
yannow... I GATTA BE ME.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Oh, that sucks!
Our family doesn't get together unless a keg is involved.
Oh, and you're not allowed to leave until you've bashed the Cock In Chief at least three times.

It's a rule.

Politics are not discussed at our family gatherings.

It's a rule.

(On the other hand, If I brought it up next time maybe I'd never have to go back... )

 

[Guest]

Politics are not discussed at our family gatherings.

It's a rule.

(On the other hand, If I brought it up next time maybe I'd never have to go back... )

JUST SAY:


you know, ive always thought gays should be able to marry.


*snicker*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Next time you see her give her a Raid suppository for the bug up her ass.

Does Raid make an Atomic Flea Bomb Suppository?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Politics are not discussed at our family gatherings.

It's a rule.

(On the other hand, If I brought it up next time maybe I'd never have to go back... )

Well, we take immense pleasure in bad-mouthing the entire cabinet. It's small compensation for the lubeless rape we get during the entire term, so we feel justified.

You can always come to Texas and be adopted by our family. Worth a try, anyway!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

JUST SAY:


you know, ive always thought gays should be able to marry.


*snicker*

Actually, that's the exact argument that spawned the "No Politics" rule. I kid you not. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Guest]

Well, we take immense pleasure in bad-mouthing the entire cabinet. It's small compensation for the lubeless rape we get during the entire term, so we feel justified.

You can always come to Texas and be adopted by our family. Worth a try, anyway!

he could be my much older brother!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Well, we take immense pleasure in bad-mouthing the entire cabinet. It's small compensation for the lubeless rape we get during the entire term, so we feel justified.

You can always come to Texas and be adopted by our family. Worth a try, anyway!

Do you give good Christmas presents?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

he could be my much older brother!

and better looking.

 

[Guest]

and better looking.

bitch

 

[cheerful_deviant]

bitch

slut





oh, wait... nevermind.

 

[Guest]

slut





oh, wait... nevermind.

ROFLMAO
wait
im trying to pretend offense.

BBBBAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAA...
sorry just cant do it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Do you give good Christmas presents?

Most of us are rednecks.
How do you feel about Leathermans and Maglites?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

ROFLMAO
wait
im trying to pretend offense.

BBBBAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAA...
sorry just cant do it.

So much for your image.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Most of us are rednecks.
How do you feel about Leathermans and Maglites?

I already have 2 leathermans and 4 maglites. Think I would I fit in?

Oh, but I hate NASCAR, is that a problem?

 

[Guest]

So much for your image.

just like the sands of time
so are the days of our lives

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I already have 2 leathermans and 4 maglites. Think I would I fit in?

Oh, but I hate NASCAR, is that a problem?

You'd fit right in.
No, that's fine, but you should pretend to be interested in the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving day.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

just like the sands of time
so are the days of our lives

"Like sands thru the hourglass,
so are the days of our lives."

Damn, now I can hear the theme music in my head.