It is so lonely in the new vicarage.
At my last parish I had my wife, daughter and son with me, but we split up and I have taken a parish in the city.
The evenings are lonely to, people think that a Vicar has no 'needs', but I do, and have taken the unusual step of contacting an escort agency in the hope that they may have someone who could visit and help me out, discreetly.
They asked me all kinds of questions about what I would like the girl to do, and what she should look like, at first I could not bring myself to say, then I could not think what I wanted. In the end I described my daughter! Her picture is near the phone, taken just recently when we were together, just as she turned 18.
Amy is in the city herself now, but she does not say what she does, she is beautiful girl, voluptuous with bright eyes and perfect white skin. I felt bad describing her to the agency, but could not think of any one else.
They said they had just the girl for me, she is called Amy Z and we arranged a time when she could visit, I had to explain that I was a 'public figure' and would prefer to keep my face covered during the appointment, with a small mask if that was OK.
The woman on the phone giggled and said all the girls were very discreet but if I wanted to wear a mask that was fine with them. She explianed that the girls just provided a massage and company and that I should not expect anything else, although she had not had any complaints, I could feel her winking down the phone.
So here I am, sat in my study in the vicarage, panicking about what I am up to, scared a parishoner may call, wearing a white bathrobe and a black mask to cover my face! I actually picked up the phone to cancel but hung up without speaking.
I have a large rectangular shaped padded bench covered in a towel in front of the fire and hope that it will suffice for the 'massage'
I am just taking a stiff drink, when the door bell rings.
At my last parish I had my wife, daughter and son with me, but we split up and I have taken a parish in the city.
The evenings are lonely to, people think that a Vicar has no 'needs', but I do, and have taken the unusual step of contacting an escort agency in the hope that they may have someone who could visit and help me out, discreetly.
They asked me all kinds of questions about what I would like the girl to do, and what she should look like, at first I could not bring myself to say, then I could not think what I wanted. In the end I described my daughter! Her picture is near the phone, taken just recently when we were together, just as she turned 18.
Amy is in the city herself now, but she does not say what she does, she is beautiful girl, voluptuous with bright eyes and perfect white skin. I felt bad describing her to the agency, but could not think of any one else.
They said they had just the girl for me, she is called Amy Z and we arranged a time when she could visit, I had to explain that I was a 'public figure' and would prefer to keep my face covered during the appointment, with a small mask if that was OK.
The woman on the phone giggled and said all the girls were very discreet but if I wanted to wear a mask that was fine with them. She explianed that the girls just provided a massage and company and that I should not expect anything else, although she had not had any complaints, I could feel her winking down the phone.
So here I am, sat in my study in the vicarage, panicking about what I am up to, scared a parishoner may call, wearing a white bathrobe and a black mask to cover my face! I actually picked up the phone to cancel but hung up without speaking.
I have a large rectangular shaped padded bench covered in a towel in front of the fire and hope that it will suffice for the 'massage'
I am just taking a stiff drink, when the door bell rings.