Revenge is sweet........

[Bindii]

But not always the nicest thing in life!
I visited a friend of mine yesterday and we got talking about some of the old times; in particular an ex boyfriend of ours - its a long story.
He was a stripper/gym instructor and to get to the point had recently played around on my friend, so we decided to 'get even'. After tossing around and discarding numerous ideas we thought that this was most appropriate for the occasion.
We lovingly baked him a yummy chocolate cake (his one weakness - apart from women - was home made chocolate cake). Our cake was special though.....must have been the secret ingredients...chocolate flavoured laxatives, tons of them! Even the icing was laced.
Our revenge worked liked a charm, he ate the cake over a period of 4-5 days (as always he was watching his weight) most of this time he spent sitting on the toilet. He was unable to take time off work and I imagine that teaching aerobics and stripping would be a tad bit uncomfortable with all of those nasty cramps.....lol
He never did suspect us, blaming it all on a slice of pizza he had consumed earlier. Horrible as it seems we still get a giggle out of it now.
Now I know that I am not the only one to stoop so low; what sort of revenge have you inflicted on someone? Was it sweet?

 

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[Mensa]

Warning

Actually, you guys were lucky. There was a similar incident a few years ago where a high school cheerleading squad baked laxative-laced brownies and presented them to their cross-town rivals. They meant it only as a joke but one of the girls had an allergic reaction and ended up in hospital. The guilty squad was suspended.

The silver lining for him, however, was that if he wanted to lose weight, that would do it.

 

[jass1960]

...thinks

....must remember to be nice to bindii

 

[Bindii]

He had taken the laxatives before so we knew that he wasn't allergic to them, even though we wanted revenge we still wanted him alive.....lol

 

[Bindii]

Re: ...thinks

....must remember to be nice to bindii

And you can't have your cake and eat it too!

 

[Summery]

Naughty girl!!

I'm a live and let live kinda girl. I forgive, (although I don't forget) and I truly believe the best form of revenge is living well and getting on with life. I don't bear grudges, either

I'm with you Foxy one. I figure 'they' will get what they deserve in the end. *Not that I haven't plotted revenge in my head*

Lmao Bindii....remind me never to get on your bad side

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Bandii your little story reminds me of what happened here in my city, make sure this don't happen.

at the casino a guy lost and was throwing a fit, guard kicked him out. next day the man brought a plate of brownies for the guard and apologised, the guard on lunch shared the plate with another guard, they were pure laxative, the two men latter keeled over and were shitting so bad they were rushed to the hospital. The man that gave them the brownies... well he is now serveing 7 years in prison for attempted Man slaughter.

so be carful when plotting revenge girl.

 

[MidnightAngel]

I don't actually do the "revenge" thing. I just become uhh....."hard to get along with". My ex has been giving me a very hard time about his visitations, etc; and he won't pay his half of child's medical bills, on and on....stuff like that. Then he has the nerve to send me an email asking me to sign a paper stating that he can take the child off his taxes. Yeah, right. I'll rush that right over to you, asshole!

 

[Bindii]

God thats awful!
Actually it is the one and only time that I have ever stooped so low...we were careful not to overdo it and it was only the fact that he ate the cake over a period of time that the diarrhea (sp)lasted so long..it would clear up; he'd feel better and eat more cake.....

 

[Cotedebeaune]

misconception

and I thought you were so sweet

 

[lisalove]

I would never ever act on this but it's devilishly fun to consider...

So many ideas come to mind:
- bring a box of whips, handcuffs, bondage and gay mags to his mother saying he forgot them at your place
- bring him to a panting climax then tell him you have terrible cramps
- put vegetable oil in his shampoo
- sleep with his best friend

ok, I've done the last one, but that's it...

 

[Andreina]

One of my ex's came from a really catholic family but was a dirty bastard (emphasis on bastard here). When he broke up with me in a rather nasty way I was rather upset. So I went down to the local supermarket, put a photo of him up on the "Looking For..." Board with a note by its side saying: Jeff ***** is a bastard. But he likes getting a strap-on up his arse. His phone number is xxxxxxx. P.S.: His mom makes really nice apple-pie for the church picknicks though.

I never heard of him again. I wonder why.

Halo

 

[Laci]

Back in High School. My math teacher would always hit on certain girls in his class. Sometimes he'd ask them to stay after class. His reputation was well known to everyone and as far as I could remember he had no takers. When he came around to me it was horrible. He walked by my desk and purposefully rubbed his crotch right on my arm as he passed. The next day he kept staring at me. At the end of the day he asked me to stay late but I told him to go fuck himself. When I got to his class the next day he handed me an envelope which had a letter in it stating that he would love to suck my perky breasts and finger me and all sorts of sex acts. One of my classmates was his aid. Well the aid was dating a friend of mine and I showed him the letter. The next week when we got our work packets at the end of every page was a photo copy of the letter. I gave the letter to my parents and they filed charges against the teacher and he was fired among other things.