Results from my favorite Olympic Event....

[Lasher]

Click here to see...

http://sports.yahoo.com/oly/sailing/news/reuters/20000923/reu-sailing_results1.html

 

[Laurel]

Women's single-handed dinghy?

 

[Silverlily]

You caught that too?

On one hand, I'd like to thank Lasher for giving me some insight to a sport I had no idea existed.

On the other hand, I have to say I'm not surprised his favorite sport involves women and dinghies.

 

[Lasher]

Motherfuckers!

When I posted it it was Men's Single-Handed Dinghy. It's them fuckers at Yahoo! out to screw me again.

Dammit... Tell me Men's Single-Handed Dinghy isn't funny?

 

[Silverlily]

Yes! Much funnier, but now I have to say I'm shocked your favorite sport involves men and dinghies.

 

[Laurel]

LOL! They had a Men's Single-Handed Dinghy as well? Now THERE'S an Olympic sport...though I have to say, the Women's Single-Handed Dinghy requires a bit more skill...

 

[Lasher]

Yes! Much funnier, but now I have to say I'm shocked your favorite sport involves men and dinghies.

Men's Single-Handed Dinghy isn't exactly my favorite sport to watch (Although I know someone who enjoys it VERY much)... But it is a "sport" I've been playing since I was 12 years old...

Anyways... I think those fuckers at Yahoo! decided the phrase Men's Single-Handed Dinghy was too obscene to be posted on their sports pages... Here's an article about the damn race (it's the Finn thing they mention), and not once do they mention the phrase Men's Single-Handed Dinghy!! I'm outraged!!

Oh, here's the link...

http://sports.yahoo.com/oly/news/ap/20000923/ap-sailing.html

(Wonder how long it's gonna take the fuckers to change this one!)

 

[Silverlily]

What did you expect? Yahell will screw you everytime.

Actually, the more I think about it, women's single-handed dinghy sounds kind of fun. I can see there being a following. Ahem, play on!

 

[Lasher]

More Info...

Here's the sailing schedule from the Olympic Guide in the Sydney "Morning Herald":

http://www.smh.com.au/olympics/guide/guide22.html

Other events to look forward to include:

Open Single-Handed Dinghy

Men's Double-Handed Dinghy (Now that's talent!)

And...

Open High Performance Dinghy (Nothing says love like a High Performance Dinghy, btw)...

And all this time I thought the Olympics were boring... Who knew??

 

[Silverlily]

Some guy's going to get a gold medal in Men's Double-handed Dinghy? That is too funny. If that isn't an event for the Lit team, I don't know what is.

(This is terrible, I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type.)

 

[Laurel]

Open High Performance Dinghy (Nothing says love like a High Performance Dinghy, btw)...

That's my life - a seemingly endless search for a High Performance Dinghy.

 

[Lovely Latina]

DROP the dinghlupa!

LOL! They had a Men's Single-Handed Dinghy as well? Now THERE'S an Olympic sport...though I have to say, the Women's Single-Handed Dinghy requires a bit more skill...

And imagination.

Now what I'd like to see is the Open High Performance Dinghy competition COMBINED with the Pole Vault competition. *Woooooo Woooooo!*

I put my money on Carl for the gold.

Spread your legs and SOAR baby!!

 

[Merelan]

I wonder who judges that event?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Trying my darndest to resist THAT one!

Merelan, hon...you would make my PERFECT straight woman. LOL

 

[Merelan]

And, what would they be judged on? Come on, we need to get our act together here for the next Olympics.
Just think, in a small town some where there is a young man, alone, facing the greatest challenge of his life. He about to try out for the USA Olympic Team...
Nevermind. I am getting carried away now with the visuals.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Trying eneven harder to resist THIS one!

Merelan, hon...you would make my PERFECT straight woman. LOL

Are you trying to tell us something?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Are you trying to tell us something?

Sometimes ya just gotta read between the legs.

 

[Magic Merlin]

I will resist from responding to this! I will resist! Ah, hell...I can't resist...

Well, uhm....I do read Braille...and if that doesn't work...there are my linguistic skills which have been described as very cunning?????


(now that I've desecrated Lasher's thread, I think I will take a bow and get out of here)

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-23-2000 at 05:07 AM]

 

[Merelan]

Hey where did you run too? LL and I need to see if you really have all the skills you are bragging about.

 

[Magic Merlin]

*getting distracted, crashes into light post, and once again is seeing stars*


Darn it Merelan, see what you did! And I see your trying to put me on the spot....again!


Mystical Merelan and Lovely Latina! Oh my, what thoughts run through my mind with you two. I just seem to get myself in these situations all the time....

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-23-2000 at 07:08 AM]

 

[Gil]

Alphabetically speaking...doesn't LL come before MM?

 

[Merelan]

Watch it Gil. Or are you volunteering to try out for the team?

 

[Gil]

Isn't team an anagram for meat? Try out...try in...oh, isn't that nice?

 

[Merelan]

Oh my, you are trying out for the team. Our first competitor!!!

 

[Always]

Men's Single-Handed Thingy?

What???

why does that sound... so...

Team Meat? Try out? Try in?

by all the darkest gods!

I don't care who cums first... it's just...

[Edited by Shila on 09-23-2000 at 05:00 PM]