restaurants

[fanzee1]

dining out has always been a fantasy of mine.

I would love to read a story about a couple, dressed up in formal wear for a fancy dinner, having oral sex with each other under the table cloth.

 

[Guest]

dining out ... having oral sex with each other under the table cloth.

The other diners would notice.

Toe sex under the table is fun, however. Trying not to show that you are cumming, etc.

 

[Guest]

Another good idea for a formal dinner...

Having one partner with a vibrating egg firmly placed inside any hole...making sure it is a remote control egg...and having the other partner hang on to the remote.

Lots of teasing could be done, then. The partner with the remote could crank it up when a waiter/waitress comes by, or when the other partner is trying to take a drink of water or bite of food.

 

[fanzee1]

Re: Re: restaurants

The other diners would notice.

Toe sex under the table is fun, however. Trying not to show that you are cumming, etc.

not if you're in a dark corner of a dimly lighted restaurant and you time your dive just right.

work with me here.

 

[fanzee1]

Re: Another good idea for a formal dinner...

Having one partner with a vibrating egg firmly placed inside any hole...making sure it is a remote control egg...and having the other partner hang on to the remote.

Lots of teasing could be done, then. The partner with the remote could crank it up when a waiter/waitress comes by, or when the other partner is trying to take a drink of water or bite of food.

i've actually seen a couple of stories like this. it's a nice variation on the theme. Good idea.

 

[MsLinnet]

dining out has always been a fantasy of mine.

I would love to read a story about a couple, dressed up in formal wear for a fancy dinner, having oral sex with each other under the table cloth.

seen a few storys like this hell i was involved with one of them but there is always room for one more

 

[Chicklet]

I do like the toe sex idea = ) giving someone a "hand" job with their foot under the table, maybe with a couple other dinner guests.

My boyfriend disaproves = p

 

[MsLinnet]

fuck him

whats it mater if he dosnt like it ift your fantasy

 

[Guest]

Re: fuck him

whats it mater if he dosnt like it ift your fantasy

"Fuck him"???? "What does it matter if he doesn't like it"???? Ummmmmm, he IS her boyfriend. They ARE a couple. Most couples LOVE and RESPECT one another. If they don't, they have no relationship!!! Relationships are a give AND take, not just a take!!

 

[penguindance]

 

[fanzee1]

Before they left, they slipped into the men's room (gee, how sneaky, we didn't notice AT ALL, considering they were almost the only people in the restaurant) and were in there for like forever....maybe half an hour or better before they came out, her makeup smeared and her hair all screwed up. Lol

Well obviously, she slipped and fell against the side of a stall, thus smearing her make up and he grabbed for her to try to hold her up and keep her from hitting the floor and came up w/a handful of hair!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: restaurants

not if you're in a dark corner of a dimly lighted restaurant and you time your dive just right.

work with me here.

Well, we got caught.

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: Re: fuck him

"Fuck him"???? "What does it matter if he doesn't like it"???? Ummmmmm, he IS her boyfriend. They ARE a couple. Most couples LOVE and RESPECT one another. If they don't, they have no relationship!!! Relationships are a give AND take, not just a take!!

I didnt meen anything by it Tiggs

 

[penguindance]

 

[Bob Waters]

He was just being a gentleman and helping her with her zipper.

 

[fanzee1]

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Well, we got caught.

Ouch. sorry to hear that. I have accomplished it in a play house but not in a restaurant. Can you share details or was it too traumatic?

 

[fanzee1]

Fanzee...dear...if that's the explanation, why were they in the same bathroom in the first place?

Bob Waters already mentioned the zipper. I'm offering this explanation: emotional support. Still, our fellow is ever the gentleman.

 

[Guest]

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I have accomplished it in a play house but not in a restaurant.

Wasn't that a little cramped? (In England a play house is three feet tall in the garden for small children.)

Can you share details or was it too traumatic?

Nothing much to it. I was under the table. The waiter asked us to leave. I pointed out that I hadn't finished eating. She had hysterics at the pun. We were thrown out after starter and main course, naturally without paying. Score 15 all. It wasn't a restaurant I cared about crossing off my visiting list.

 

[penguindance]

 

[fanzee1]

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Wasn't that a little cramped? (In England a play house is three feet tall in the garden for small children.)

LOL! i was going to say theatre but i wanted to distinguish between a place for live theatre and a movie house. It was during a production of the nutcracker. We were in the back. I had been instantly turned on the minute i saw her in her revealing gown and i just got tired of waiting. It was crazy but we didn't get caught. I got her off. My turn came during intermission.

Nothing much to it. I was under the table. The waiter asked us to leave. I pointed out that I hadn't finished eating. She had hysterics at the pun. We were thrown out after starter and main course, naturally without paying. Score 15 all. It wasn't a restaurant I cared about crossing off my visiting list.

Sounds like quite the scene. And you're touched on the key to all of these shenanigans: do it in a place from which you won't mind getting permanently barred.

 

[fanzee1]

He is a gentleman, isn't it. Emotional support, that's good.

And he had already helped her with her zipper....

those zippers can be a CONSTANT choice of trouble sometimes.

 

[MsLinnet]

those zippers can be a CONSTANT choice of trouble sometimes.

I find buttons a pain myself

 

[Chicklet]

Would it be too dull to have this type of story from a waiter/waitress' point of view?

I don't have much experience with voyeur type stories...I wrote one, but I think it would have been better from the POV of a participant instead of a viewer. So I'm curious.

 

[Bob Waters]

While I was going to college, I worked at a fairly upscale resturant as a waiter. Once, while working the less formal part of the resturant (upstairs was the dining room, downstairs the 'fish market' - casual dining) I was taking the orders from a large party. When I got to the woman (VERY attractive btw), I noticed she was nursing a baby - this was 1985 and public nursing was far from common at that time. I maintained my composure and did my best to look her in the eye when she suddenly pulled the baby away. She had on a button down Oxford type shirt and had undone the buttons in the front. I got a great view of her tits, the one the baby had just been on still leaking milk.

I was flustered to say the least but maintained my composure, until I went over to the waiter's station and began entering the order and the bartender, a brash young woman named Raylene, stages whispers to me, "Hey Bob, did you enjoy the show?"

I did actually. I've always loved leaky boobies. lol.

 

[penguindance]