Republicans use the Bible

[gotsnowgotslush]

Twelve Myths in the Homophobic Interpretations of Romans 1:24 ...

http://www.fundotrasovejas.org.ar/ingles/articulos/The Ten Myths .pdf

Republicans use the Bible to lie, steal and cheat ?

1:16-17 The "Just Man" Who is a "Just Man"?

1:18: -32 Don't take the truth, away from people.

1:24- 27 It is about women who offer a man anal sex.
(I suppose that goes along with the "be fruitful and multiply.")

2:1-28- 32 This one, lists 21 evil things, that you should not do or be.

2:1-16 Republicans should to look into a mirror, when they read this.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Twelve Myths in the Homophobic Interpretations of Romans 1:24 ...

http://www.fundotrasovejas.org.ar/ingles/articulos/The Ten Myths .pdf

Republicans use the Bible to lie, steal and cheat ?

1:16-17 The "Just Man" Who is a "Just Man"?

1:18: -32 Don't take the truth, away from people.

1:24- 27 It is about women who offer a man anal sex.
(I suppose that goes along with the "be fruitful and multiply.")

2:1-28- 32 This one, lists 21 evil things, that you should not do or be.

2:1-16 Republicans should to look into a mirror, when they read this.

Oh that's not true, those are flaws left in there by men who wrote the bible, every good christian knows god hates fags.

 

[KingOrfeo]

What about the Disciple whom Jesus loved? Now this is Jesus, right? He loves everybody including his enemies, right? Why single out one guy for special mention of love unless there was something . . . special about their relationship? (Don't look at me like that, Mary Magdalene! It's not like you didn't know! Let's get Biblical!)

 

[KRCummings]

What about the Disciple whom Jesus loved? Now this is Jesus, right? He loves everybody including his enemies, right? Why single out one guy for special mention of love unless there was something . . . special about their relationship? (Don't look at me like that, Mary Magdalene! It's not like you didn't know! Let's get Biblical!)

Jesus was probably closer to Lazarus and Judas than John.

 

[semen4her]

Jesus liked to receive facials every sunday.

 

[pointless]

really old bibles make for decent emergency toilet paper. just a little fyi.

 

[KingOrfeo]

really old bibles make for decent emergency toilet paper. just a little fyi.

Don't worry. Andy Schlafly is at work on a new one. (But I woudn't touch it to my ass.)

 

[pointless]

it's the thin paper. just watch the edges. paper cuts on your bunghole are most unpleasant.

 

[semen4her]

really old bibles make for decent emergency toilet paper. just a little fyi.

They're good for an emergency rollie too.

 

[semen4her]

OMG!

I just realized that I ingested god.

Does that make me queer?

 

[pointless]

don't worry. god doesn't have a dick.

 

[semen4her]

Sweet.

 

[KingOrfeo]

don't worry. god doesn't have a dick.

'Course He does! "The rod and Thy staff, they comfort me."

 

[KingOrfeo]

Dear Lord, please smite all adspammers with boils and emerods . . .

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

How many women, children, pets and men, have been beaten, with a bible?

 

[KingOrfeo]

How many women, children, pets and men, have been beaten, with a bible?

I dunno, but there's probably porn of it.

 

[DonovanCrane]

The Bible isn't the problem; the problem is assholes who will use anything to increase their own power and push their agenda. The Bible is just a really easy tool for them to use. In the Mideast, its the Koran. In California, its Dianetics. Blaming the Bible for the stupidity is like blaming the guns for the assholes that use them to kill other people.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

The Bible isn't the problem; the problem is assholes who will use anything to increase their own power and push their agenda. The Bible is just a really easy tool for them to use. In the Mideast, its the Koran. In California, its Dianetics. Blaming the Bible for the stupidity is like blaming the guns for the assholes that use them to kill other people.

Bingo!

 

[phrodeau]

The Bible isn't the problem; the problem is assholes who will use anything to increase their own power and push their agenda. The Bible is just a really easy tool for them to use. In the Mideast, its the Koran. In California, its Dianetics. Blaming the Bible for the stupidity is like blaming the guns for the assholes that use them to kill other people.

There is a lot of stupidity in the Bible. It needs to be completely rewritten.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Again, it is interesting to juxtaposition Buddhism. Sutras are rarely criticized.

 

[doctor_insanus]

There is a lot of stupidity in the Bible. It needs to be completely rewritten.

There's always The Jefferson Bible, but Jefferson seems to have fallen out of favor among Republicans.

 

[fair_warning]

How many women, children, pets and men, have been beaten, with a bible?

Literally or metaphorically?

 

[fair_warning]

There is a lot of stupidity in the Bible. It needs to be completely rewritten.

And why stop at just one rewrite....it will be the Never Ending Story, all over again.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Literally or metaphorically?

Beaten is the least of it.

 

[fair_warning]

Hmm..maybe, but metaphorically, that could mean some pretty bad shit happening to you.

Back in the day, a good stoning never went amiss for certain crimes.