FistedSister
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They shut down the gov't because Obama's bill passed. What a bunch of babies.
Republicans to America: Fuck You
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jeninflorida
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No sugar, fuck you!
The cuckold obama created this mess and his lack of leadership and skills are fueling the dysfunction in DC
God you are so mentally fucked in the head...nothing but air between your ears
The cuckold obama created this mess and his lack of leadership and skills are fueling the dysfunction in DC
God you are so mentally fucked in the head...nothing but air between your ears
ChinaBandit
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Who gives a fuck about the shutdown/slimdown, whatever...
You can still renew your passport which is all that matters. Fuck Yeah!
You can still renew your passport which is all that matters. Fuck Yeah!
Not Normal
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Republicans saying Fuck You to Americans is nothing new.
Sean Renaud
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Who believes the bullshit? Nobody.
I think they are working for me because they are.
Why are Republicans so keen on small government when they should be looking for effective government. It's probably cus they are deeply stupid.
I think they are working for me because they are.
Why are Republicans so keen on small government when they should be looking for effective government. It's probably cus they are deeply stupid.
CandiCame
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They kinda stopped that now. Now that they can't go to yellowstone and fuck with bears they're trying to blame the shutdown on democrats. Somehow. The "big government" democrats have become the "no government democrats". I swear to god it's like they have the memory of a group of goldfish.
Sean Renaud
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If you insult goldfish again Candi Marlin and Dory won't be able to find you.
CandiCame
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*snicker*
That movie stopped being as cute when I found out how clownfish reproduction works...
Sean Renaud
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It can't be any creepier than sea horses.
phrodeau
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They don't always involve barracuda attacks.
CandiCame
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Come on, sea horses are romantic as fuck. Making love under the full moon, giving your baby daddy a hug every day, coming over just to hang out. Seahorses are pretty cool. And they look freaky as fuck.
With clownfish, apparently they can change their sex at will, and when one of the parents die, the other develops a romantic bond with the eldest offspring. They get more colorful depending on how inbred they are. Because most of them are inbred.
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No, you want a creepy Pixar movie watch CARS. I had never seen the second one until I was subbing kindergarten one day and they wanted to watch it at break. Mater sleeps in a fucking junkyard. He's a fucking car. That's like a human sleeping in a big pile of organs and severed limbs. WTF?
He's a redneck too. Fucking Deliverance up in this bitch.
He's a redneck too. Fucking Deliverance up in this bitch.
Sean Renaud
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Okay, no more thinking for you Candi. I did not need to learn about Clownfish and seahorses are freaky wrong. Who need romance anyway? I'm just trying to get some.
CandiCame
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You'd make a terrible seahorse.
God they're weird tho.
To look at.
Like look this thing in the face and try to have a conversation with it.
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Also: True Facts: Seahorse
No its the Democrats who don't care about the people.
They refused to consider any compromises.
Barack Obama doesn't care if people starve
jomar
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Gotta hand it to Republicans. They excel at creating a problem and blaming Democrats for it. And the Democrats always take it up the ass.
It's like Clinton said during the Democratic convention, "It takes a lot of brass to blame a man for something you did."
It's like Clinton said during the Democratic convention, "It takes a lot of brass to blame a man for something you did."
. . . and getting him pregnant . . .
BotanyBoy
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The Amphiprion and Premnas family of fish can not change their sex at will.
Within a colony they all start out androgynous...as they reach maturity they will all become male, until the most dominant fish establishes that they are in fact king shit of that clown colony, when that happens he becomes a she. Once they become female that's it....no going back. 1 female to a colony as 2 females will duke it out, usually to the death in an aquarium, but the other option to GTFO happens in nature a little more often.
Negative....
If the boss bitch bites it the next dominant male (usually her alpha boo, yes sometimes they take a 2nd beta male mate too but that doesn't mean an up and comer might take over) becomes the new queen B and she will take choose her mate, usually the next best challenger.
If the alpha male dies the female simply picks fights until she finds a boy who can handle her shit and he's the new boo. It can be a progeny it may not....it's a big reef for such tiny fish but lineage has little to do with choice in mates.
That's just flat out wrong. It's true some fish have been selectively bred to look good bettas for example. But clowns really haven't even had enough time being bred in captivity for that to even be plausible. Some fluke strains/patters have come out and been kept...but they are still naturally occurring mutations and they aren't colored any differently than the varieties of wild caught clowns.
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TheLordWinter
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Oh please. The Republicans have been the party of "NO" ever since Obama got elected. Take that revisionist history BS somewhere that hasn't had regular news broadcasts for the past 8 years.
Sean Renaud
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Alright bitches. This isn't the Discovery Channel.
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I have the urge to use a monkey wrench on the nipples of FistedSister's avatar.
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CandiCame
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Damn I have been clown-fished schooled. (See? See what I did there!? schooled)) I totally bow to your superior clownfish knowledge. I was basing that on an aquarium's take on Finding Nemo.
But that doesn't negate their premise, right? With the alpha female gone, Martin could still very well be trying to find Nemo because he wanted to fuck him. Nemo woulda been the only clown fish left in the colony, right? I think I was given the correct information and just absorbed it completely wrong.
