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I recently attended a family reunion at my uncle's house and was very quickly reminded why I usually avoid family reunions.
Most of my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins etc. are Republicans and during the time I was forced to associate with them I was subjected to the following historic revisionism:
1. The Great Depression began under Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
2. Social Security was created by Ike Eisenhower.
3. Ronald Reagan created more jobs than any other six presidents combined.
4. Bill Clinton was offered Osama bin Laden on a silver platter, but he refused to arrest Osama.
5. The 9/11 terror attacks occurred during the Obama administration.
6. Hurricane Katrina also occurred during the Obama administration.
7. The policy of separating little Latino children and Latino babies from their parents and locking them up in concentration camps began during the Obama administration.
8. Hitler was a lefty socialist who took mandatory prayer out of the schools, enacted strict gun control laws and appointed gay people to high positions of power in the military and the federal government.
None of this shit is true, but the Republicans in my family are so utterly brainwashed, they refuse all of my efforts to educate them on actual history.
Most of my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins etc. are Republicans and during the time I was forced to associate with them I was subjected to the following historic revisionism:
1. The Great Depression began under Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
2. Social Security was created by Ike Eisenhower.
3. Ronald Reagan created more jobs than any other six presidents combined.
4. Bill Clinton was offered Osama bin Laden on a silver platter, but he refused to arrest Osama.
5. The 9/11 terror attacks occurred during the Obama administration.
6. Hurricane Katrina also occurred during the Obama administration.
7. The policy of separating little Latino children and Latino babies from their parents and locking them up in concentration camps began during the Obama administration.
8. Hitler was a lefty socialist who took mandatory prayer out of the schools, enacted strict gun control laws and appointed gay people to high positions of power in the military and the federal government.
None of this shit is true, but the Republicans in my family are so utterly brainwashed, they refuse all of my efforts to educate them on actual history.