Republican sex?

[Ishmael]

The Editor in Chief of Playgirl 'outed' herself today.

PLAYGIRL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OUTS HERSELF -- AS REPUBLICAN
Mon Mar 07 2005 19:42:14 ET

When it comes to sex and politics, Democrats are the more liberal, right? Not so fast. Playgirl editor-in-chief Michele Zipp explores the fun side of “down and dirty” politics and examines sexuality on both sides of the aisle. In the process she comes to a realization about herself and reveals for the first time she’s now a Republican.

“Siding with the GOP when you live in the bluest state around is almost like wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey at a New York Yankees’ home game,” says Zipp in the April issue of PLAYGIRL. ”I cannot tell you how many times a person assumed I voted for John Kerry in 2004. Most of the time, I don’t have the heart to tell them, or the energy to discuss my reasons for going red this election year. But this is Playgirl magazine so it’s about time I was the one who bared what’s underneath.”

How could a member of the media who produces adult entertainment for women, advocating sexual exploration, fulfillment and adventure possibly side with conservatives from the red states? Zipp spells it out. “Those on the right are presumed to be all about power and greed – two really sexy traits in the bedroom. They want it, they want it now, and they’ll do anything to get it. And I’m not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I’m talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.”

“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?” asks Zipp.

Interesting.

Ishmael

 

[bill-pix-trade]

Did she show her tits?

 

[cjh]

one of the most "adventurous" women i dated worked for trent lott. we didn't talk politics often. we made a point not to. but we had a hell of a lot of fun.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

one of the most "adventurous" women i dated worked for trent lott. we didn't talk politics often. we made a point not to. but we had a hell of a lot of fun.

Was she a Stepford wife in training?

 

[caligula]

one of the most "adventurous" women i dated worked for trent lott. we didn't talk politics often. we made a point not to. but we had a hell of a lot of fun.

Great point.

Never, never, NEVER let politics get in the way of a sex period.

 

[GirlMidnite]

Yes, research in the past shows that Republicans have kinkier sex or think about it or something, consequentially they have more nightmares.

That's what having sex with your gran'ma down ol' Kentucky Farm does to you.

 

[hydrex]

When you subscribe to the magazine she sends all your info to Bush so he can keep tabs on you. Especially if you're a male subscriber. hehehe

 

[bill-pix-trade]

Yes, research in the past shows that Republicans have kinkier sex or think about it or something, consequentially they have more nightmares.

That's what having sex with your gran'ma down ol' Kentucky Farm does to you.

What about the REP. from Boston?

 

[cjh]

Was she a Stepford wife in training?

lol. nope. she's a cool woman.

 

[Weevil]

“Those on the right are presumed to be all about power and greed – two really sexy traits in the bedroom. They want it, they want it now, and they’ll do anything to get it. And I’m not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I’m talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.”

This was the first really stupid thing. Ask 10 women what they want in a sexual partner and something tells me the word "giving" comes up before the word "greedy"

“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?” asks Zipp.

But that's better. She says that right wingers are going to be better in bed because they do things that might possibly indicate they would be good in bed while left wingers were off perfecting the craft.

If that doesn't say it all about Republicans and their interest in common sense, I don't know what does.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

lol. nope. she's a cool woman.

That sounds great. For some reason I just can not pix Laura Ingraham (SP) doing anything but complain in bed.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Yes, research in the past shows that Republicans have kinkier sex or think about it or something, consequentially they have more nightmares.

That's what having sex with your gran'ma down ol' Kentucky Farm does to you.

http://www.brooks.af.mil/afioh/Graphics/Mushroom%20_Cloud.jpg

Today's "She Nuked the HELL out of 'em Award" goes to GirlMidnite

 

[Ishmael]

Yes, research in the past shows that Republicans have kinkier sex or think about it or something, consequentially they have more nightmares.

That's what having sex with your gran'ma down ol' Kentucky Farm does to you.

That sounds more like a Democratic fantasy to me. Just sayin'.

Ishmael

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Where do you think lil republicans come from? No one found them under a cabbage leaf. Storks don't drop em down the chimney. They don't spring full grown from Karl Roves head do they? <Avery>

 

[caligula]

Yes, research in the past shows that Republicans have kinkier sex or think about it or something, consequentially they have more nightmares.

That's what having sex with your gran'ma down ol' Kentucky Farm does to you.

You lived here ? You have first hand knowledge of KY? Please inform of what else I don't know, please.

 

[GirlMidnite]

You lived here ? You have first hand knowledge of KY? Please inform of what else I don't know, please.

Not personally lived there no, but I have been well informed by the Jerry Springer show etc.

From this a reliable, unbiased picture was formed.

 

[GirlMidnite]

That sounds more like a Democratic fantasy to me. Just sayin'.

Ishmael

I won't tell you the one in that case, involving the gran'ma and the scare crow.

It's a mighty punch of sexerville.

 

[GirlMidnite]

http://www.brooks.af.mil/afioh/Graphics/Mushroom%20_Cloud.jpg

Today's "She Nuked the HELL out of 'em Award" goes to GirlMidnite

I LovingTongue, and anyone else who cares to give me an award with a climatic explosion as the prize.

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I LovingTongue, and anyone else who cares to give me an award with a climatic explosion as the prize.

You must be a PP man alt..

 

[DevilishTexan]

The Editor in Chief of Playgirl 'outed' herself today.



Interesting.

Ishmael

Fucking bravo. A liberal man gets divorced. Then sues his wife for everything.

 

[Weevil]

Where do you think lil republicans come from? No one found them under a cabbage leaf. Storks don't drop em down the chimney. They don't spring full grown from Karl Roves head do they? <Avery>

There aren't many young Republicans. Most young people are still able to hold onto their ideals.

But the little Republicans out there are the results of sex between married heterosexuals in their thirties, with the lights out, and through the little flaps in underwear.

 

[GirlMidnite]

You must be a PP man alt..

Simply can't argue against that.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Weevil your stupidity never fails to amaze me. But thats typical.

 

[sweet soft kiss]

There aren't many young Republicans. Most young people are still able to hold onto their ideals.

But the little Republicans out there are the results of sex between married heterosexuals in their thirties, with the lights out, and through the little flaps in underwear.

okay... I must be having secret left wing sex all these years and never knew it..

 

[GirlMidnite]

Weevil your stupidity never fails to amaze me. But thats typical.

Feel free to unleash your inner Republican on my rump anytime.

It's what political conviction is good for.