Le Jacquelope
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- Apr 9, 2003
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1) No Investor Left Behind
2) Down with debt-ridden citizens! Long live taxpayer funded AFDC! aka Aid For Debt-ridden Corporations
3) Let's become the world's policeman!
4) Down with taxpayer funded welfare for the poor - long live welfare for foreign nations!
5) Support our troops - let them rot in Vietnamese POW Camps or in the streets!
6) Support limited Government - create taxpayer funded citizen tracking and databasing, and lock up thousands of previously declassified files as 'secret'
7) Fight terrorism - refuse to patrol the Mexican border and stand by while Ann Coulter calls for Supreme Court justices to be poisoned to death and Pat Robertson calls for the nuking of Foggy Bottom
8) Run a successful company - be a liberal. Wreck three corporations - be elected President!
9) Support the Constitution - support secret subpoenas, warrantless spying, holding terrorist suspects abroad in foreign prisons for years without charging them
10) Uphold the Geneva convention for a kinder, gentler America - torture and kill prisoners of war, and kidnap their wives to force confessions
11) Stop identity theft - create more national databases for every man, woman and child in America
12) Fight corruption - let the US Postal Service do your administration's yearbook
13) Fight sexual deviance - http://www.armchairsubversive.com
And when all those ideas fail to win the hearts of Americans:
a) Blame it on the liberal media
b) Claim "Clinton did it first!"
2) Down with debt-ridden citizens! Long live taxpayer funded AFDC! aka Aid For Debt-ridden Corporations
3) Let's become the world's policeman!
4) Down with taxpayer funded welfare for the poor - long live welfare for foreign nations!
5) Support our troops - let them rot in Vietnamese POW Camps or in the streets!
6) Support limited Government - create taxpayer funded citizen tracking and databasing, and lock up thousands of previously declassified files as 'secret'
7) Fight terrorism - refuse to patrol the Mexican border and stand by while Ann Coulter calls for Supreme Court justices to be poisoned to death and Pat Robertson calls for the nuking of Foggy Bottom
8) Run a successful company - be a liberal. Wreck three corporations - be elected President!
9) Support the Constitution - support secret subpoenas, warrantless spying, holding terrorist suspects abroad in foreign prisons for years without charging them
10) Uphold the Geneva convention for a kinder, gentler America - torture and kill prisoners of war, and kidnap their wives to force confessions
11) Stop identity theft - create more national databases for every man, woman and child in America
12) Fight corruption - let the US Postal Service do your administration's yearbook
13) Fight sexual deviance - http://www.armchairsubversive.com
And when all those ideas fail to win the hearts of Americans:
a) Blame it on the liberal media
b) Claim "Clinton did it first!"
