Republican orgy

[loquere]

All the candidates for the Republican Presidential primary have a full out bisexual orgy, the one that drinks the most cum wins the nomination.

 

[Hypoxia]

That would get pretty ugly. Cocks would be bitten off. Plastic surgery would be exposed. The Donald would demand favorable treatment. Et cetera.

For fun, expand the orgy to include the candidates' mates. I guess The Donald wins after all.

 

[loquere]

That would get pretty ugly. Cocks would be bitten off. Plastic surgery would be exposed. The Donald would demand favorable treatment. Et cetera.

For fun, expand the orgy to include the candidates' mates. I guess The Donald wins after all.

I like that; it'd make it a more attractive affair.

 

[PegMeKatePlease]

That would get pretty ugly. Cocks would be bitten off. Plastic surgery would be exposed. The Donald would demand favorable treatment. Et cetera.

For fun, expand the orgy to include the candidates' mates. I guess The Donald wins after all.

Not to get political. But.

Oh god my cerebral cortex is hurting. Thinking of Hillary in a latex catsuit...

With Bernie wanting to be flogged...

Oh..... the pain. The pain.

 

[loquere]

Not to get political. But.

Oh god my cerebral cortex is hurting. Thinking of Hillary in a latex catsuit...

With Bernie wanting to be flogged...

Oh..... the pain. The pain.

Lol, I like that. She could also use a strapon dildo on Bill.

 

[Hypoxia]

Lol, I like that. She could also use a strapon dildo on Bill.

Bill gets his cigar, of course. But I wonder about the competitive aspects of the orgy. I suppose the winner is whomever fucks to death most of the others. But is Viagra allowed? Who cheats? Are pre-orgy blood tests given?

 

[loquere]

Bill gets his cigar, of course. But I wonder about the competitive aspects of the orgy. I suppose the winner is whomever fucks to death most of the others. But is Viagra allowed? Who cheats? Are pre-orgy blood tests given?

No rules, but the death thing is a bit extreme though.

 

[Hypoxia]

No rules, but the death thing is a bit extreme though.

What, you want luzers to keep running? Naw, clear them out of the way, make room for the next batch of fucking lunatics, pimps and posers.

 

[GforGraham]

Does this mean the democrats just whip out their penises and measure them? Largest, shortest or maybe just the one with biggest balls wins?
No idea what what republor democrats means anyway. Don't even follow Own country politics. Too many politicians involved.

 

[Hypoxia]

No idea what what republor democrats means anyway. Don't even follow Own country politics. Too many politicians involved.

Brief guide: In USA, Republicans (GOP) are insane, ignorant, reactionary assholes pretending to be conservative. Democrats (DEM) are incompetent, gutless assholes pretending to be liberal. Republicans want to gut the economy for their own personal gain. Democrats want to gut the economy just for fun. The main difference: GOPs shit hard turds; DEMs shit squishy turds. GOP districts stress their wastewater treatment plants more. Also, GOP districts consume more tax dollars than they generate; they're on federal welfare.

 

[GforGraham]

Brief guide: In USA, Republicans (GOP) are insane, ignorant, reactionary assholes pretending to be conservative. Democrats (DEM) are incompetent, gutless assholes pretending to be liberal. Republicans want to gut the economy for their own personal gain. Democrats want to gut the economy just for fun. The main difference: GOPs shit hard turds; DEMs shit squishy turds. GOP districts stress their wastewater treatment plants more. Also, GOP districts consume more tax dollars than they generate; they're on federal welfare.

Thanks I had heard that repubs get their PA's to shit for them. Politics is so confusing.

 

[Hypoxia]

Thanks I had heard that repubs get their PA's to shit for them. Politics is so confusing.

The mainstream corporate GOPs do outsource their droppings. Those in the social wingnut tea-party faction just shit wherever they happen to squat. GOP neighborhoods are messy.

But back to the presidential selection process. It's a fuck-em-all orgy of candidates and their current spouses. No blood tests -- they imbibe whatever stimulants and enhancements they can handle. The chemical brews leave some as babbling idiots but that's hardly noticeable.

The whistle blows. They start fucking-sucking-slurping-beating-etc. The last humanoid standing, wins. Probably Mrs Tromp. Unless Hillary wears an exoskeleton.