Le Jacquelope
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When George W Bush, as a kid, chopped down the cherry tree, and Dubya's mother Barbara later confronted him, she demanded, "George! Did you cut down that cherry tree?"
Dubya put his hands on his hips and said, "The Clintons do it all the time."
Barbara Bush replies, "Dubya, I'm sick of you blaming others for your behavior! Go straight to your room, and no cookies!"
Dubya walks by, grumbling, "Just you wait'll I grow up and I'm President, I don't have to take responsibility for what I do then!"
Donny Rumsfeld took out the trash one morning, but this time he took it to the river behind the house and dumped it there. He was watching it flow downstream when his father hit him in the back of the head. "Donald!" he bellowed. "I told you not to dump the garbage in the river!"
Donny turned to him and rolled his eyes. "Oh please, wait'll I grow up and own my own corporation. We can dump shit into rivers whenever we please."
Dick Cheney, as a kid, gathered all the toys in class around him and then batted at the other kids with sticks to keep the kids away.
Annoyed by this, the teacher came up to him and said, "Dick, you must learn to share with the class."
Dick shook his head hard and fast. "Nut uh uhhhh!"
Finally, the teacher got frustrated and took some of his toys to share with the others.
Angrily, Dick protested "She took my toys by force! That's communism! Waaaaaagh! Teacher's a commie! Waaaaaagh! Just you wait! When I grow up, I'll own a huuuge corporation and then I won't have to share anything anymore!"
Dubya put his hands on his hips and said, "The Clintons do it all the time."
Barbara Bush replies, "Dubya, I'm sick of you blaming others for your behavior! Go straight to your room, and no cookies!"
Dubya walks by, grumbling, "Just you wait'll I grow up and I'm President, I don't have to take responsibility for what I do then!"
Donny Rumsfeld took out the trash one morning, but this time he took it to the river behind the house and dumped it there. He was watching it flow downstream when his father hit him in the back of the head. "Donald!" he bellowed. "I told you not to dump the garbage in the river!"
Donny turned to him and rolled his eyes. "Oh please, wait'll I grow up and own my own corporation. We can dump shit into rivers whenever we please."
Dick Cheney, as a kid, gathered all the toys in class around him and then batted at the other kids with sticks to keep the kids away.
Annoyed by this, the teacher came up to him and said, "Dick, you must learn to share with the class."
Dick shook his head hard and fast. "Nut uh uhhhh!"
Finally, the teacher got frustrated and took some of his toys to share with the others.
Angrily, Dick protested "She took my toys by force! That's communism! Waaaaaagh! Teacher's a commie! Waaaaaagh! Just you wait! When I grow up, I'll own a huuuge corporation and then I won't have to share anything anymore!"
