Republican family values

overthebow

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There was a time that having a child out of wedlock, while still in high school, was an anathema to Republicans.

Now, not so much.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090601/bristol_palin.jpg

Republicans are all about celebrity. They are shallow beyond measure.

I wish the Republicans would reform their party in deed and in fact and present an alternative message and position to the public.
 
If that trend continues, we could have a child born out of wedlock becoming president one day.

This is about the only time the term "wedlock" is used.
 
There was a time that having a child out of wedlock, while still in high school, was an anathema to Republicans.

Now, not so much.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090601/bristol_palin.jpg

Republicans are all about celebrity. They are shallow beyond measure.

I wish the Republicans would reform their party in deed and in fact and present an alternative message and position to the public.

You've got to hand it to Bristol, though. She kept it conservative by blaming girls for their pregnancies on the cover. I guess her ex-fianceé's lust for her body was just too much of an overpowering man's right to demand sex from his woman for her to argue, huh?

She's so lucky, though. Not many typical American teen moms get to make the cover of People and turn their lemons into lemonade.
 
You've got to hand it to Bristol, though. She kept it conservative by blaming girls for their pregnancies on the cover. I guess her ex-fianceé's lust for her body was just too much of an overpowering man's right to demand sex from his woman for her to argue, huh?

She's so lucky, though. Not many typical American teen moms get to make the cover of People and turn their lemons into lemonade.
And she sounds like one of the fucktards from the GB. If girls knew the consequences of sex, then absolutely none would have sex? I mean, it isn't exactly what someone here would say, but her comment shows the exact same symptoms of complete and total disconnection from reality.

Case in point... some girls get pregnant... intentionally.
 
You've got to hand it to Bristol, though. She kept it conservative by blaming girls for their pregnancies on the cover. I guess her ex-fianceé's lust for her body was just too much of an overpowering man's right to demand sex from his woman for her to argue, huh?

She's so lucky, though. Not many typical American teen moms get to make the cover of People and turn their lemons into lemonade.

Why do you hate Palin so much? All she cares about is Anerica's well-being, and all you communists do is bash her.

Asshole. :mad:
 
Knocked up teens is an American value that stands the test of time and changes in political winds.
 
You've got to hand it to Bristol, though. She kept it conservative by blaming girls for their pregnancies on the cover. I guess her ex-fianceé's lust for her body was just too much of an overpowering man's right to demand sex from his woman for her to argue, huh?

She's so lucky, though. Not many typical American teen moms get to make the cover of People and turn their lemons into lemonade.

Do "girls" really not realize the consequences of sex? HA!
 
Why do you hate Palin so much? All she cares about is Anerica's well-being, and all you communists do is bash her.

Asshole. :mad:

I do not hate Comrade Bristol. She has performed her biological duty for the collective by begetting a future worker for the benefit of the state, moreso at a nubile and healthy age when her body is at its best condition to do so. She freely and willingly accepted the hot, creamy, urgent gift of her male carrier's seed spurted deeeeeeeep inside her fertile womb to create life naturally, as is the wont of all sentient beings on Earth. She is no aberration of the nature of a female, like that Nadya Suleman "Octomom" deviant, distending her swollen belly out to vein-popping gargantuan proportions like an overripe melon. Comrade Bristol is a paragon of womanhood in my opinion and has a bright, shining future ahead of her to produce even more babies for the state. May her breasts continue to be heavy and filled with milk to feed America's future.
 
First, blame the opposition for eroding the nation's family values. Then, jump on the bandwagon when the membership rolls shrivel up.
 
I do not hate Comrade Bristol. She has performed her biological duty for the collective by begetting a future worker for the benefit of the state, moreso at a nubile and healthy age when her body is at its best condition to do so. She freely and willingly accepted the hot, creamy, urgent gift of her male carrier's seed spurted deeeeeeeep inside her fertile womb to create life naturally, as is the wont of all sentient beings on Earth. She is no aberration of the nature of a female, like that Nadya Suleman "Octomom" deviant, distending her swollen belly out to vein-popping gargantuan proportions like an overripe melon. Comrade Bristol is a paragon of womanhood in my opinion and has a bright, shining future ahead of her to produce even more babies for the state. May her breasts continue to be heavy and filled with milk to feed America's future.

OK, that made me laugh.
 
I tried to be a Communist once. But they kicked me out when I kept messing up the words to the Horst Wessel song.

I took a seminar given by the American Communist Party on Das Kapital. The man giving the seminar was a brilliant physicist who could learn a foreign language in a few months. I have known a number of members of the CPUSA. I have liked each of them.
 
We are the party of Hollywood after all...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Hey, what about those black men fucking white women? Surely, they are also to blame for all the wedlock too. Come on, tell us about it.
 
OK, that made me laugh.

Republican hypocrisy makes me sick. :mad: If Chelsea Clinton had gotten pregnant, or of Barack Obama had a daughter with an illegitimate child, the Republicans would be yelling bloody murder.
 
Republican hypocrisy makes me sick. :mad: If Chelsea Clinton had gotten pregnant, or of Barack Obama had a daughter with an illegitimate child, the Republicans would be yelling bloody murder.

Chelsea just sucked cock, so it wasn't really sex.
 
Republican hypocrisy makes me sick. :mad: If Chelsea Clinton had gotten pregnant, or of Barack Obama had a daughter with an illegitimate child, the Republicans would be yelling bloody murder.
Hypocrisy knows no party.
 
This is nothing new for Republicans. She was supposed to have an abortion in order to keep their self-righteous image. That is the way it's typically done.
 
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