Reply with your favorite Marx Bros. punchline

[miles]

Don't remember who came up with the idea, but it's a good one.

Groucho trying to arrange a rendevouz with Margaret Dumont:

"I can see us now, just you, me, and the moon. You wear a necktie so I'll know ya."

Groucho told this alleged true story about a young girl's father catching Chico kissing his daughter. In his defense Chico said:

"I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*honk* - Harpo Marx

 

[Thomas Paine]

How an elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Not a Line, but a Damn Funny Book Series

The Groucho Marx Murder Mysteries, by Ron Gulart (I think that is the spelling).

 

[Guest]

The Trial...

 

[Lost Cause]

"That's the craziest thing I've ever hoid"!

 

[YogiBare]

Groucho, explaining a contract to Chico:

"That's the sanity clause."

Chico: "Naaah. Nobody believes in Sanity Claus!"