Reply With The Top Ten Lies They told Us When Were Kids

[miles]

Random order:


This will follow you the rest of your life

If somehow the pitcher hits you, it won't hurt a bit

If you take LSD you will have lifelong "flashbacks"

Masturbation makes you feel guilty

One day Algebra will come in handy

This will go on your "permanent record"

Life in 2001 will be like the Jetzons

Joining the military will straighten out bad guys

Gay men recruit young boys to join their ranks

Smoking one joint makes you crave stronger drugs

 

[Angel]

Stop making faces or it'll get stuck like that!

 

[Renegade]

Masturbation makes you feel guilty

If that were the case, then I should feel like killing myself by now. And don't forget that it'll make you go blind and grow hair on your hands.

 

[registered "^^"]

Stop that you'll go blind.........





where's my glasses..........

 

[nasty]

Stop making faces or it'll get stuck like that!

Is that why I look this way?

 

[sigh]

One day Algebra will come in handy

sorry, miles, but i DO use algebra daily

and i'm sure there's at least three or four other people in the world who find it handy too

 

[Phoenyx]

Of course we love you!

 

[Angel]

My All Time Favorite

"I am buying you a car for your 18th Birthday"



(Shit, musta put the thing on a 6 year layaway)

 

[registered "^^"]

Of course we love you!

!

 

[nasty]

Well, DAMN, THAT DOES IT!!!!!!

I'm buying you a car for your 24th bday. This is the lying thread, right?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Reply With The Top Ten Lies They told Us When Were Kids

sorry, miles, but i DO use algebra daily

and i'm sure there's at least three or four other people in the world who find it handy too

Yup! You beat me to it. I was going to post the same thing.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I was cursed with...

Lucky [insert pet's name here] went to go live on a farm, where he can have fun and chase bunnies!! [Insert pet's name] will have such a great time!!

The sad part is I believed it till I was about 14.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Lies THEY told me

Good things happen to good people.

Those who can't do, teach.

We're not fighting, we're just talking loud.

I would never hurt you.

 

[Lost Cause]

"If you keep making that face, it'll stay that way!" Well, I didn't listen, I sure am glad the Quasimodo look is "in". Excuse me, I have to ring the bells.

 

[Angel]

"Ask Santa, He'll bring it."

 

[Renegade]

"This will hurt me more then it hurts you."

Well, nobody told me that, but it still should be brought up.

 

[nasty]

Make a wish, and, it will come true. Still waiting to get laid.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Make a wish, and, it will come true. Still waiting to get laid.

Big journey single step, dude. Aren't you claiming to have a date? Here's a little advice to score... Just simpy point away and say "LOOK OVER THERE!"

If you do it right you'll be done before she notices anything happens

 

[MunchinMark]

"Well done, you've worked really hard all week. So I'll pay you the going rate. Here you go, £40."

 

[miles]

RisiaSkye

Good things happen to good people.

Such acerbic sarcasm. Let's find the bastard who invented that gem and cut out his tongue.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

"Oh I promise we'll do that tomorrow, (next week, go next month, etc.) I'm just too tired today."

When I wised up (at about age 8) I heard that and would then just say "All right, I'll find some friends who want to go do it" and did so.

"It's for your own good"
Yeah. Riiiiiiggggghhht.

"Now, the needle won't hurt a bit"

"It's not fish"
Smelt is fish, I don't care how you cook it.

"Try it, You'll Like it"

(Most memorable example of the last: Apricots, turned out I was allergic to them, badly allergic)

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Eat it......it's....er good for you"............."Yeah bollocks"

 

[Draco]

"Your credit card number is safe with us. We dont share our database with anyone..."

 

[macuk]

my favorite one is "you'll grow into it" it is now 20 yrs later and its still too big??

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Because I SAID SO!