Renegade!!

[Valdimer]

How the hell is the finest frat house mascot?

 

[Renegade]

Val

Oh, I've been doing just dandy. Lurking about and posting long as I can before I'm forced back into the basement.

Personaly, I think Raven's just upset about that little incident with the Dildo of Might when he was bending over to tie them shoes. Keep telling him it was you, but he never listens.

 

[Valdimer]

Ummm, errr, I dont know what your talkin about!

Back to the basement with you! And now porn for a week!

 

[Renegade]

Wait, what did I do?! It was your dildo in the first place!!

*starts getting dragged back into the basement, kicking and screaming*

Nooooo!!!!!!

 

[Valdimer]

I told you never to play with things that can squirt at you.

Ravenloft's ass was sore for a week....errr, not that I would know anything about WHY that was......lmao.

Ravenloft is gonna kill us you know that right?

lmao

 

[Renegade]

Well, I do know that he'll try to kills us. But if he trys anything we can always beat the holy crap out of him with the Dildo of Might. That beast is practically a friggin baseball bat as it is.

 

[Valdimer]

LMFAO

I have no witty comment for that. I think you said it all.