Rendered Speechless

[lavender]

 

[Spinaroonie]

One time I drew a picture of myself with no mouth.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I was speechless when you didn't call me tonight.

Actually, a couple of summers ago, I was camping with some girlfriends and our kids. It was raining like hell, and we were freezing, so we locked the kids in the jeep, and decided to start a fire. We stole some dry wood from the nearby ranger station, soaked it with whitegas from the lantern, and lit it. Instant fire. Unfortunately, the gas burns off pretty quickly, so I was down on my hands and knees blowing on the fire when my then three year old yells out "Wow, mommy, daddy's right! You do blow really good!"

Then there was the time, after spending a couple of hours at the barn with my husband, (who was drinking tequila with a buddy)my daughter picked up this gem... when offering someone a drink of your juice (or tequila as the case may be), when they refuse, shout "Are you a cowboy or a pussy!?"

 

[lavender]

 

[Rhys]

Here as of late, quite a bit...

I know, hard to imagine from motormouth me...

The things that turn up in my email...

 

[Sillyman]

Compliments throw me off gaurd. Plus certain times when I'm on the internet, I think of an expression or gesture that would be more appropriate.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[scylis]

this redhead who works in another store in the mall said "nice shoes" to me once. i fumbled with words and managed to sputter out "thanks," but that's not suprising as i have a fair-sized crush on her.

i don't know if she was being sarcastic, serious, or was offering.

 

[Liontamr]

About a week ago at a resturant, I turned around without looking and my bicep hit a waitress' breast.. Other than "Sorry" and "Are you ok" I had no clue what to say to woman rubbing the top of her breast looking at me expecting more words.

I can't remember the last time I was at such a loss for words.

 

[Calamity Jane]

ok, a serious answer.

Any sort of compliment. I either laugh, or blush furiously.