wifenhubby25
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So we've heard rumors about sexual activities that go on at Renaissance Faires after dark, primarily with the workers. Can anyone confirm or deny this? We've been curious for a while now... Lol
Renaissance Faires After Hours?
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Ham Murabi
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The guys put on frilly stuff and sing "Knights in White Satin."
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I was going to laugh, but then remembered that you're a model, so you're just speaking the truth.
RoryN
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"Wouldst thou have a gander under my frock?" said the overweight female print shop employee with the non-period black-frame glasses.
"Thou wouldst only if thou wishest it", answered the sickly pale software virtualization engineer, his mouth tasting of Capri Sun and Chewy Spree.
Together, they began to explore, their late-thirties bodies jiggling in the excitement of sex for the first time in seven years...
I only paint the scene, folks. Let your imagination run with it!
"Thou wouldst only if thou wishest it", answered the sickly pale software virtualization engineer, his mouth tasting of Capri Sun and Chewy Spree.
Together, they began to explore, their late-thirties bodies jiggling in the excitement of sex for the first time in seven years...
I only paint the scene, folks. Let your imagination run with it!
Gotta give you a tee hee for that.
wifenhubby25
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Oh yes... We actually went to one today (Not in costume and not looking for action!) Lol there were definitely sites to behold that you would never want to actually hold. The mental image Rory has painted is of course very accurate... But now we're trying to figure where the man in the fairy costume fits in..... 
lovetoread
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Yes, yes it does.
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OMG, overweight people have SEX???
RoryN
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Oh yes... We actually went to one today (Not in costume and not looking for action!) Lol there were definitely sites to behold that you would never want to actually hold. The mental image Rory has painted is of course very accurate... But now we're trying to figure where the man in the fairy costume fits in.....
Hint: it's not a costume.
(In all seriousness, take a trip to SoCal sometime. I'm pretty sure we've got the monopoly on renaissance faires here...)
lovetoread
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RoryN
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OMG, overweight people have SEX???
No - they have squish.
Tryharder62
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OMG, overweight people have SEX???
Yep they do!
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OMG, overweight people have SEX???
Accidentally while foraging for KFC, sure.
piccicatopolka
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Time of day has nothing to do with it in NorCal. There's plenty of debauchery between staff/staff or attendees/staff or attendees/attendees. There is also plenty of herpes.
I read that 'F' as an 'R'.
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People loved it when I used this as an avatar. Its not me.
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Its true of some of them around here, Minnesota. I know quite a people who have worked there for years. There is a big cross over here with ren fest people, sci fi and steampunk groups.
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With so much cleavage on display, it's no surprise.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blckpearl/galleries/72157623420566839
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blckpearl/galleries/72157623420566839
wifenhubby25
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Steampunk would be interesting lol... I feel like they'd try to make odd sex toys and sybian type apparatuses with gears and cranks and steam. Hell that could be a porno to watch out of curiosity alone!
bronzeage
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OMG, overweight people have SEX???
I've seen it done.
run_silent
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Yes it does but I will provide no proof. There is a code.
wifenhubby25
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Fair enough... The first rule of Renaissance Faire Sex Club is don't talk about Renaissance Faire Sex Club!
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There's nothing going on there that isn't going on everywhere else. You want it to be special but they also fuck at Disney World, Six Flags and the dumpster behind WalMart.
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