PhallusOperandi
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2014
- Posts
- 133
Are you a woman who takes pride in her clever turns of phrase? Do you blaze circles around your detractors like you're in a jet and they're stuck in tractors- all while maintaining some semblance of (false) modesty? Does the thought of baring your brain rather than your buxom body send an involuntary spark or two down your spine?
If so, I'd like to set about tickling your telencephalon until your body is bamboozled into bending to my will- or a comfortable cushion, at least. If you're slightly intrigued but deeply skeptical, don't hesitate to send requests for clarification or wholesale interrogation my way; there's always more ass in a proper morass.
If, on the other hand, you're completely disgusted by my history of braggadocio and bombast, feel free to tell me all about it in a sternly worded message. I've been running a bit low on cogent criticism.
If so, I'd like to set about tickling your telencephalon until your body is bamboozled into bending to my will- or a comfortable cushion, at least. If you're slightly intrigued but deeply skeptical, don't hesitate to send requests for clarification or wholesale interrogation my way; there's always more ass in a proper morass.
If, on the other hand, you're completely disgusted by my history of braggadocio and bombast, feel free to tell me all about it in a sternly worded message. I've been running a bit low on cogent criticism.
