Remember that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

[WickedEve]

I know we recently had Maria's lovely boob thread. And please feel free to write about breasts in this thread, also.
Ladies, if you're old enough to get a mammogram and you haven't, then shame on you. They are quick and painless--just a quick squish. I've had a mammogram every year since I was 30. Today, was my 9th mammogram. I found a lump in my breast recently. The mammogram showed nothing. It's most likely tissue damage from the car accident in March. But I worry a lot less about breast cancer, even with a family history of it, because I go every year and get my beauties checked out.

Happy Halloween and Happy Breast October.

 

[flyguy69]

Mark your calendar

A very important issue, Eve, thanks for bringing it to our attention.

Also, please remember that November is Navel Awareness Month. While the mortality associated with unexamined navels is, in fact, negligible, it is still a very good idea for women over the age of 18 to get their navels checked. The only side effects associated with navel examination is an occasional tickling sensation and, sometimes, a predilection for making "winking eye" motions with tummy flesh.

I can't wait for December.

 

[annaswirls]

I know we recently had Maria's lovely boob thread. And please feel free to write about breasts in this thread, also.
Ladies, if you're old enough to get a mammogram and you haven't, then shame on you. They are quick and painless--just a quick squish. I've had a mammogram every year since I was 30. Today, was my 9th mammogram. I found a lump in my breast recently. The mammogram showed nothing. It's most likely tissue damage from the car accident in March. But I worry a lot less about breast cancer, even with a family history of it, because I go every year and get my beauties checked out.

Happy Halloween and Happy Breast October.

Thanks Eve, and I am so glad it came out to be nothing. I have an order for blood tests and boob checks in my glove compartment.

Spank me if I don't get them squished for my first time.

I like your AV. Maybe I will get a quick boob one up before boob awareness month is over.

~anna: checking for lint before november gets here

 

[Angeline]

maybe my av needs to turn around....

 

[flyguy69]

maybe my av needs to turn around....

Yes. Butt Cheek Awareness month isn't until March.

 

[WickedEve]

Okay, fly, what other body parts need to be checked throughout the year? lol

 

[WickedEve]

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Thanks Eve, and I am so glad it came out to be nothing. I have an order for blood tests and boob checks in my glove compartment.

Spank me if I don't get them squished for my first time.

I like your AV. Maybe I will get a quick boob one up before boob awareness month is over.

~anna: checking for lint before november gets here

Go get squished and we will be squish sisters. It's a sacred, sacred thing.
That av is 2 years old. I have less boobs now. They looked at last years films and asked if I had lost weight. I said, "Yes, how do you know?" They told me that my boobs were smaller. I didn't know it! I have less breasts!

 

[flyguy69]

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Go get squished and we will be squish sisters. It's a sacred, sacred thing.
That av is 2 years old. I have less boobs now. They looked at last years films and asked if I had lost weight. I said, "Yes, how do you know?" They told me that my boobs were smaller. I didn't know it! I have less breasts!

Your breasts have starred in films? Anything I might have seen? I've got to pay better attention during the credits.

 

[WickedEve]

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Your breasts have starred in films? Anything I might have seen? I've got to pay better attention during the credits.

Stop being a man.

 

[flyguy69]

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Stop being a man.

And get my breasts squished? No thank you.

Of course, you don't get the gloved finger thrill of a prostrate exam...

 

[WickedEve]

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And get my breasts squished? No thank you.

Of course, you don't get the gloved finger thrill of a prostrate exam...

Oh, boo hoo. Go to the gynecologist and get a pap smear... then write a poem about it.

 

[flyguy69]

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Oh, boo hoo. Go to the gynecologist and get a pap smear... then write a poem about it.

I would, but some twat stole my pen.

 

[flyguy69]

Thanks for turning around, Ange, but, umm... I think I'll let her do a self-exam.

 

[Angeline]

Thanks for turning around, Ange, but, umm... I think I'll let her do a self-exam.

hehe. (creepy av, isn't it?)

 

[flyguy69]

hehe. (creepy av, isn't it?)

Is she your cleaning lady?

 

[Tathagata]

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I would, but some twat stole my pen.

This was fuckin priceless

 

[Tathagata]

anyone wanna do the prostrate exam for me??
gettin a hard on for DR John O'Brien is a tad uncomfortable...but getting one for Eve or Ange or Anna , maria,catbabe, tara, etc...would be ok........

it's ok that I picture you all In nurses outfits right??

 

[flyguy69]

anyone wanna do the prostrate exam for me??
gettin a hard on for DR John O'Brien is a tad uncomfortable...but getting one for Eve or Ange or Anna , maria,catbabe, tara, etc...would be ok........

it's ok that I picture you all In nurses outfits right??

Oops. I think Tath and I both meant prostate. And I've never found the exam much fun in any position.

 

[flyguy69]

anyone wanna do the prostrate exam for me??
gettin a hard on for DR John O'Brien is a tad uncomfortable...but getting one for Eve or Ange or Anna , maria,catbabe, tara, etc...would be ok........

it's ok that I picture you all In nurses outfits right??

Or maybe you DID mean prostrate. With that many women on top you wouldn't have much choice.

 

[flyguy69]

anyone wanna do the prostrate exam for me??
gettin a hard on for DR John O'Brien is a tad uncomfortable...but getting one for Eve or Ange or Anna , maria,catbabe, tara, etc...would be ok........

it's ok that I picture you all In nurses outfits right??

Or maybe you DID mean prostrate. With that many women on top you wouldn't have much choice.

 

[WickedEve]

anyone wanna do the prostrate exam for me??
gettin a hard on for DR John O'Brien is a tad uncomfortable...but getting one for Eve or Ange or Anna , maria,catbabe, tara, etc...would be ok........

it's ok that I picture you all In nurses outfits right??

You have to get a hard on? Jeez. My gyn doesn't care if I'm enjoying myself or not.

 

[Tathagata]

Oops. I think Tath and I both meant prostate. And I've never found the exam much fun in any position.

Spelling Nazi!!

i mean

errrrr

yes that's it thank you

 

[Tathagata]

You have to get a hard on? Jeez. My gyn doesn't care if I'm enjoying myself or not.

Kinda like a husband eh??

 

[flyguy69]

Spelling Nazi!!

i mean

errrrr

yes that's it thank you

A mistake we're all prone to make.

 

[Tathagata]

A mistake we're all prone to make.

well lets not be all anal about it