Religious Sex

[pastorbation]

Hello! I am new to this forum. I am on a religious journey and seeking some fellow travelers. As a Universalist pastor, I believe in a higher power, who I call God, though he goes by many names. I also believe that sex is the highest form of spiritual worship. It is the way to reach heaven here on earth.

I am looking for some women to be my disciples. I desire to train you up and show you the path of enlightenment that I have found. Age, body type, and race are of no concern to me. I prefer that these women be either heterosexual or bisexual. If you are interested, please PM me or respond on this forum. If you wish to ask questions, I would be glad to respond to those as well.

Blessings,
Pastor Bation

 

[ConstantineIII]

Hello! I am new to this forum. I am on a religious journey and seeking some fellow travelers. As a Universalist pastor, I believe in a higher power, who I call God, though he goes by many names. I also believe that sex is the highest form of spiritual worship. It is the way to reach heaven here on earth.

I am looking for some women to be my disciples. I desire to train you up and show you the path of enlightenment that I have found. Age, body type, and race are of no concern to me. I prefer that these women be either heterosexual or bisexual. If you are interested, please PM me or respond on this forum. If you wish to ask questions, I would be glad to respond to those as well.

Blessings,
Pastor Bation

Best of luck Brother Bation. Best of luck.

 

[HoneyBrunette]

Suspect this thread might be better suited to the roleplay section??

I'm guessing Pastor Bastion came about as a name as Master Bation was too obvious?

 

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[basic_desires]

Starting a cult?

If something like this was enough to start a cult, there'd be one on every corner of every street. Give me strength...

 

[straypuss]

Must be a fraud, recons that God's a man! Everyone knows that the supreme being has to be a female.

 

[basic_desires]

Must be a fraud, recons that God's a man! Everyone knows that the supreme being has to be a female.

I prefer the Big Bang theory in any case...

 

[pastorbation]

Suspect this thread might be better suited to the roleplay section??

I'm guessing Pastor Bastion came about as a name as Master Bation was too obvious?

Yes, my chosen name is a play on words. I am not looking for a roleplay however. I truly believe that sex is deeply spiritual and desire to discuss my experiences and ideas with others.

 

[pastorbation]

Starting a cult?

I have no desire for a cult. This is not about me or my leadership. I am simply looking for women with similar views on spirituality and sex to share my experiences with.

 

[pastorbation]

Must be a fraud, recons that God's a man! Everyone knows that the supreme being has to be a female.

I assume that you drew this conclusion from my use of the pronoun "he." I was using that not as a gender identification, but merely for lack of a non-gender related pronoun.

 

[southerncharm77]

Must be a fraud, recons that God's a man! Everyone knows that the supreme being has to be a female.

Too funny.

 

[basic_desires]

I assume that you drew this conclusion from my use of the pronoun "he." I was using that not as a gender identification, but merely for lack of a non-gender related pronoun.

" It "

 

[straypuss]

Last time I checked there was a really good non-gender related pronoun in the English language, 'it'. Has, 'it,' been abolished?

I assume that you drew this conclusion from my use of the pronoun "he." I was using that not as a gender identification, but merely for lack of a non-gender related pronoun.

 

[citcatlass]

I assume that you drew this conclusion from my use of the pronoun "he." I was using that not as a gender identification, but merely for lack of a non-gender related pronoun.

'It', 'he/she', 's/he', 'he or she'.
Oh, and all aspiring cultists should listen to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxWS1ufr5xI

 

[basic_desires]

Last time I checked there was a really good non-gender related pronoun in the English language, 'it'. Has, 'it,' been abolished?

...these religious zealots...they lose focus so easily...

 

[~Haze~]

Must be a fraud, recons that God's a man! Everyone knows that the supreme being has to be a female.

If One exists, I would very likely agree with this statement.

 

[pastorbation]

Thank you all for your response. Clearly I am not welcome here. Blessing to you all.

P.S. - "It" is non-gender, but also removes the personhood.

 

[karamorfu]

Hello! I am new to this forum. I am on a religious journey and seeking some fellow travelers. As a Universalist pastor, I believe in a higher power, who I call God, though he goes by many names. I also believe that sex is the highest form of spiritual worship. It is the way to reach heaven here on earth.

I am looking for some women to be my disciples. I desire to train you up and show you the path of enlightenment that I have found. Age, body type, and race are of no concern to me. I prefer that these women be either heterosexual or bisexual. If you are interested, please PM me or respond on this forum. If you wish to ask questions, I would be glad to respond to those as well.

Blessings,
Pastor Bation

I like the religious theme for rp...shame he left

 

[~Haze~]

I like the religious theme for rp...shame he left

Don't worry, I'm sure he's not really going anywhere.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Thank you all for your response. Clearly I am not welcome here. Blessing to you all.

P.S. - "It" is non-gender, but also removes the personhood.

If you are serious about your personal, then you shouldn't give up so easily. Granted, we can be a bit brash around here. Some of it is in jest, some of it is not. You have to have tough skin and quite the back bone to survive on the personals section of Lit.

Not saying that it's right, but you;ve got to admit, some of what is posted here is pure gold, and I would dare say that not everything is very clear as to whether certain desires/demands/fetishes aren't simply posted as tongue-in-cheek for the sole purpose of getting a reaction from the masses.

My suggestion to you, and take it for what it's worth, would be to post an ad and leave out the part about being a minister, wanting a flock of female disciples, and training anyone up into their spiritual enlightenment through sex.

Leave out those sort of details until you have someone send you a private message. I would wager that even those who enjoy the crudest of sexual kinks, don't lead with that on the first date.

Can you imagine?

"Hi, my name is John. I'm CEO at BigWIG, INC, downtown. I love strolls in the park, holding hands, fried chicken and mashed potatoes.

Oh, and I have to have my balls crushed in a vice while I'm served piss in a sippy cup if I'm going to get a woody for you.


Does that sound nice?

Good, how about we do lunch sometime next weekend. Here's my card."



There's just something that smacks of TMI on the first go. I would think that if you really want to be intimate with someone, and share those fantasies, desires, etc, you'll ease that bit into your convo after having gotten to know one another.

Am I wrong?

In any event, if you are serious, don't give up. We have a habit ( i'm guilty, too) of calling people out for outlandish posts.


PSA: This is not an invitation to PM me ever about being part of a flock, or disciple, or temple whore, or any other variation of the above OP's initial request.

 

[pastorbation]

I never said I was going away...simply that it was clear I am not welcome...that is that my opinions and ideas seem quite controversial. That is fine. I do not desire controversy, but I should have expected it I suppose.