Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there.
One little boy said, "We need to be babtized because no one will
come out and play with us. Will you babtize us in water?" So the janitor took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. He said, "Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, the oldest one asked, "What religion do you think we are? We're not Katlick, because they pour the water. We're not Babtist because they dunk all of you. We're not Mathdiss because they just sprinkle
you."
The littlest one said, "Can't you tell by the smell of that water
that he dunked us in ... We're Pisscopalians."
One little boy said, "We need to be babtized because no one will
come out and play with us. Will you babtize us in water?" So the janitor took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. He said, "Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, the oldest one asked, "What religion do you think we are? We're not Katlick, because they pour the water. We're not Babtist because they dunk all of you. We're not Mathdiss because they just sprinkle
you."
The littlest one said, "Can't you tell by the smell of that water
that he dunked us in ... We're Pisscopalians."
