Relaxing orgasms

[choco1469]

Luscious breaths
Beautiful rhythms*
Sensitive sensations
Deep orgasms
Calming music
Loving song
Pretty sight

 

[twelveoone]

Do we have a thing against active verbs?

Relaxing orgasms??????
I have yet to discover that, it's like poetry, goddamn work. And tiring.


And then the woman gets pissed because I fall asleep and snore.

"Well, what about me"

"Well, I did my part, check back in fifteen or half an hour. You can be my snooze alarm. Snore."

Which lead me to the moral. Active verbs. Snore.

 

[bogusagain]

Female orgasms are like London buses, you wait for hours for one, then three come along at once, none going to where you want to go.

Nothing calming about that.

 

[choco1469]

when a woman finally cums her cums are deeper than a man's could ever be

 

[bogusagain]

Are you a hermaphrodite by any chance?

But seriously, we are not given any indication as to how the writer experiences these orgasms. This sort of stuff is not my territory so I'm liable to write a lousy example but let's give it a go.

it swirls within me like a restless sea
a deep swell rolling in from the Atlantic
on a warm and starry summer night
before crashing on the sea breakers of Brittany
and slicking up the beach like a velvet hand

Even I know women are a little antsy when they are hot and horny, anything but calm and if you don't do them good, they are gonna stay restless.

 

[choco1469]

my title should have been "relaxed vagina"

restless orgasms
makes a relaxed vagina
when i finally cum
my vagina and only my vagina cums
naked, slippery, and fresh
so fruity, so warm
a fruit that was waiting to be opened up
blossomed
crashed and slipped

 

[champagne1982]

Ok, I disagree. You really need to move on from the orgasm. Find a metaphor and then flog the cum right outta it. Feminine orgasm is a over-worked subject and I'm guilty of it too. (It's called Breathless Metamorphosis).

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If it's only your vagina that cums you're missing out on a hell of a lot then, the whole damn lot of me cums multiple ones at that ... makes Ron so jealous!

 

[bronzeage]

when a woman finally cums her cums are deeper than a man's could ever be

I think you have made this conclusion based on a limited sample.

 

[choco1469]

maybe, i am not a man, therefore i wouldnt exactly know. but i do know that when i am on my period a woman gets more horny and more likely cums more. my first cum while on my period is like the equal of the third cum in a row during the rest of the month it s amazing. so i am specifically saying that a woman has stronger orgasms while on her period more than a man could ever have. have you heard that before?

 

[choco1469]

hmm i like that

 

[choco1469]

Ok, I disagree. You really need to move on from the orgasm. Find a metaphor and then flog the cum right outta it. Feminine orgasm is a over-worked subject and I'm guilty of it too. (It's called Breathless Metamorphosis).

hmm i like that

 

[EroticOrogeny]

for me (and for her), relaxation follows

 

[choco1469]

I think you have made this conclusion based on a limited sample.

maybe, i am not a man, therefore i wouldnt exactly know. but i do know that when i am on my period a woman gets more horny and more likely cums more. my first cum while on my period is like the equal of the third cum in a row during the rest of the month it s amazing. so i am specifically saying that a woman has stronger orgasms while on her period more than a man could ever have. have you heard that before?

 

[choco1469]

for me (and for her), relaxation follows

i am glad it does =]

 

[choco1469]

Ok, I disagree. You really need to move on from the orgasm. Find a metaphor and then flog the cum right outta it. Feminine orgasm is a over-worked subject and I'm guilty of it too. (It's called Breathless Metamorphosis).

relaxed vagina
breathless metamorphosis
when i finally cum
yes my vagina cums
naked, slippery, and fresh
so fruity, so warm
a fruit that was waiting to be opened up
blossomed
crashed and slipped

 

[bronzeage]

maybe, i am not a man, therefore i wouldnt exactly know. but i do know that when i am on my period a woman gets more horny and more likely cums more. my first cum while on my period is like the equal of the third cum in a row during the rest of the month it s amazing. so i am specifically saying that a woman has stronger orgasms while on her period more than a man could ever have. have you heard that before?

There are too many variables to make a blanket statement about orgasms. The hormonal cycle is only one of them. As a close observer of female orgasms, over many years, each woman's nature is different and what excites one may have no effect on another. A lot of what passes for sex is really just masturbation with another person in the room. It takes time and patience to learn a partner and get beyond that stage. Fortunately for me, as my partners became older, this was easier.

A person can only speak for their own experience, but I have had orgasms which interfered with radio reception at the airport.

 

[choco1469]

There are too many variables to make a blanket statement about orgasms. The hormonal cycle is only one of them. As a close observer of female orgasms, over many years, each woman's nature is different and what excites one may have no effect on another. A lot of what passes for sex is really just masturbation with another person in the room. It takes time and patience to learn a partner and get beyond that stage. Fortunately for me, as my partners became older, this was easier.

A person can only speak for their own experience, but I have had orgasms which interfered with radio reception at the airport.

wow that s interesting.

 

[bronzeage]

wow that s interesting.

I am a river to my people. You only need ask.

 

[ParrotDee]

Ok, I disagree. You really need to move on from the orgasm. Find a metaphor and then flog the cum right outta it. Feminine orgasm is a over-worked subject and I'm guilty of it too. (It's called Breathless Metamorphosis).

I have a dick
It's as strong as a stick
would you like to perch on it awhile




and the vaginal walls of Jericho
shall fall before the wrecking balls
of Bezelblub, yo ho ho
and a bottom of rum de do
so how are things in Can e da
is it true
there's a town called Dildo
in Lab re dore?

eh?
or in other words

the songs of your secretions
are nowhere near completions
without reader participation
and active verbs
and a preposition
for two

 

[bronzeage]

I have a dick
It's as strong as a stick
would you like to perch on it awhile




and the vaginal walls of Jericho
shall fall before the wrecking balls
of Bezelblub, yo ho ho
and a bottom of rum de do
so how are things in Can e da
is it true
there's a town called Dildo
in Lab re dore?

eh?
or in other words

the songs of your secretions
are nowhere near completions
without reader participation
and active verbs
and a preposition
for two

Excuse me, but we are busy typing,
striking key and space bar, wiping
and wringing the towel dripping sweat,
because we push the edge with no regret,
the boundaries of human sexuality,
and tangled passion's causality,
so have no time for the frivolous,
and distraction of the drivelous.

 

[bogusagain]

tactics should be versatile
manoeuvres gentle but probing
strategy is an art form, composed like music
agile and sure footed like dance
indulge in a little distraction
a little oral jousting, a compliment in her ear
then with a slight of hand
remove her rearguard action
should you have noticed a little collaboration
a lifting of the arse, as a way of invitation
sod the foreplay, infidel, storm the citadel!

 

[twelveoone]

the boundaries of human sexuality,

to boldly go where no man....<raises eyebrow>
Spock, set phasers on fun

 

[UnderYourSpell]

tactics should be versatile
manoeuvres gentle but probing
strategy is an art form, composed like music
agile and sure footed like dance
indulge in a little distraction
a little oral jousting, a compliment in her ear
then with a slight of hand
remove her rearguard action
should you have noticed a little collaboration
a lifting of the arse, as a way of invitation
sod the foreplay, infidel, storm the citadel!

if there's one word that gives me tingles it's 'probing' .......... growllllllllllll

 

[bogusagain]

to boldly go where no man....<raises eyebrow>
Spock, set phasers on fun

My English teacher at school used to have a fit about that split infinitive. We used to joke that her reaction was the same as when a man boldly went where no sane man dared to boldly go. Namely up her pursed vagina! OK, we were 14.