Relationship killers....a light hearted thread

[Lancecastor]

On this day the great news of nuptials of dearest Butters and harry ....made me think what sort of reasons we might have for not proceeding with relationships

If she:

- has no job and isn't looking for one
- damages my car and thinks it's funny
- tells me "we" need a new bed or other big ticket items within a week of moving in

...I'd be looking for an escape route.

 

[Froya]

If he was deeply jealous of the happiness of others, I'd give him a pacifier and send him back to his mommy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

Bitching about loud chewing.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

Airing laundry publicly, intentionally embarrassing me / picking a fight at a family gathering or in front of friends.

I won't stand for it and it will get you kicked the hell out of my life post haste.






Also, put the fucking cap back on the toothpaste!!!

 

[36524]

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Porkwarrior]

You like to cook...and the first time you made handmade pizza dough hearing "oh no red sauce, I don't like tomato sauce, Dollar General jar Primavera sauce okay?"

We're both lucky she's so awesomesauce, because it was almost over right then & there!