Regarding "good" sex toys for men.

Sparky Kronkite

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Regarding Sex Toys for Men - or specifically, the lack of "sophisticated" such devices.

There is a devise, one much, much better than these "rubber replicas" you describe.

It's called the Venus.

It's usually marketed with "higher end" (which equates with expense and usually a higher degree of serious sexology) sexual requirements in mind.

Run a search on "Venus" - maybe add - "penile stimulation" or "erectile dysfunction" or "sex toy for men."

If that fails run Sybian Saddle (the equivalent device for women) because the folks selling these things usually sell both.

I found out about the Venus because my wife and I purchase a Sybian Saddle (works great by the way) and we found that owners of such expensive sex toys usually network. We just happened to have a part-time residence, a condo, near a very large suburban hospital, near a large city - it was sitting unoccupied during the week. Through this network of Sybian owners we found this Urologist who specialized in both male and female sexual dysfunction. He owned two Sybian's and a couple of Venus's too. We allowed him to treat patients at our condo during the week because the atmosphere there was considerably more private than either of his offices. And a lot cheaper than hotels where the patients had been picking up the tab. Besides it was easier for the patients to scream out in passion there.

Somehow, not ever observing the good doctor at work, I felt he treated few male patients with the Venus. Statistics mostly make me feel this way but also the way he had the stuff set-up (he left all his equipment there over the weekends we occupied the place) lead me to believe this.

I think he used the Venus on himself as his female patients used the Sybian Saddle. I think he felt that if he masturbated in such a professional, clinical manner, with a fancy machine and all - well then both he and his patients didn't feel they were breaching the Doctor/Patient relationship. No law suits. All above board and automated.

So when I checked out the Venus (remember because her left it there on the weekends) it fucking worked incredibly. Actually much better than any hand could. Better than most mouths (with a couple of exceptions) and actually better than quite a number of the most common place for a man to put his penis during sex.

Let me tell ya - it weren't all that bad.

The whole situation finally fell apart and the Doc took his toys with him. We (my wife) still enjoys the Sybian fairly frequently and I am not unhappy with our liberal sexual adventure so I have not opted to purchase a Venus. May some day though.

We'll see.

Later - the Spark man.
 
You do understand, the thread this post is in response to is on another board, don't you?
 
I don't think this tit understands much of anything.

It seems completely plausible to me that a reputable therapist would set up a temporary sexual dysfunction clinic in someone elses residence.

I'm going out and jumping into my late model blue UFO now and popping over for a BBQ with Elvis.

Fuuuuucccccckkkkk!!!!!
 
Easy grumps -

Lighten up. I may not understand anything. I would question if I'm supposed to.

I posted in a couple of places - just to see it work - to see if I could. Big deal.

As for the reality of the story - again - who gives a shit.

But the fact is it's true.
 
Expertise said:
I don't think this tit understands much of anything.

It seems completely plausible to me that a reputable therapist would set up a temporary sexual dysfunction clinic in someone elses residence.

I'm going out and jumping into my late model blue UFO now and popping over for a BBQ with Elvis.

Fuuuuucccccckkkkk!!!!!


Yeah why was a reputable therapist using a residence instead of an office? Makes no sense to me either. Sounds kind of sleazy to me.

Bonnie
 
Well there goes my theory that you are actually Roland. I'll retract my first bitch about your lack of knowledge/understanding (legitimate mistake)

But the rest of it....yeah right.... tell it to Penthouse they have a section called Forum for those types of fantasy.

Gotta' go warm up the UFO. E just phoned and told me the peanut butter and 'nanner sammidges are about to burn.
 
Hey peoples,

Sparky Kronkite isn't Roland or anything else of the kind. Sparky's a Literotica author (of some fine stories, I might add), and a longtime supporter of the site. So, let's all chill... :)
 
Expertise said:

Fuuuuucccccckkkkk!!!!!

Can we really??? Can we?? Huh?? Can we????????

*pitches her clothes off and races forward like a heismann trophy winning tight end on a tackle*

Oh, I see, never mind. You were just being disgusted. Get me all hot n bothered over nothing. How awful. It's all your fault I now have a nasty case a blue balls.
 
OK Laurel i'll cease and desist. But being an author, even a good one, doesn't really help his credibility much after that post.

Unless of course it was a joke. In which case i'm an ass and it was pretty fucking funny.
 
It wasn't me Laurel, I swear it wasn't. *gives my best innocent look* I just asked him why he posted it in two places is all.
*points to Expertise* It was him. It was ALL him. ;)
*Notices a naked woman running past* Wait for me!
Uh? Blue Balls? You got what?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The good child.
 
Can women get blue balls!?:confused:

*goes away muttering ....once everything was sooo clear to me...*:confused:

BTW....Never started it!
 
Poor thing! Come here and let me make you feel better. I've got honey!
 
LMAO! April's such a lil helper isn't she...? No, Expertise & Never, I wasn't defending anybody as I haven't read enough yet to know the situation. I just wanted to let everybody know that Sparky's neither a troll nor a Roland, that's all... Flame on, I'll just jump out of the way here...
 
I just wanted to know what kind of quack opps I mean doctor this is if he doesn't have a regular office.

Bonnie
 
Let's put this to bed - hopefully.

I tell you, this "doctor" was/is real. Sleazy? Quite possibly. Do lots of folks out there think doctors are above reproach or sleaze?

And I realize that this is no true indicator of credentials but this fellow drove a very expensive car and yes - he did/does have two other offices. One at the hospital (our condo happens to be within easy waling range, 100 yards or so from it) and another office in an office building that specializes in Medical rental spaces.

I don't understand why it's so hard to believe, that both his office spaces, you know doctor spaces with chrome and leather couches, could not inspire high degrees of discomfort in individuals who probably suffer from many mental malfunctions which manifest into personal sexual problems. Hence, a nice comfortable "living" space (which is where most people relax and have sex and therefore orgasms) would be the best place for treatment. He even brought his own boogie box (which we still have) and CD's - Frank Sinatra and Streisand (hey, he's an older guy) - to add to the comfort level of his patients.

(You think I can make this stuff up?)

Besides – did anyone run a search on the Venus or Sybian Saddle? Both designed, engineered and fully tested by doctors specializing in human sexual dysfunction.

Is truth really stranger than fiction. Apparently there are lots of intelligent (and creative?) people out there who think it is.

Besides - what does it really matter?

Is this place so serious?

And thanks Laurel.
 
Yes it is.

And parliamentry rules of order apply.

Barring that....Marquise of Queensbury Rules

After that as long as you don't use a broken and jagged sex toy.

Sorry to blast ya' i'm not usually quite that testy. You seem pretty reasonable after all and since Laurel vouches for you ....

Truce?
 
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