Refusing to adult

[Crackedcolumn]

Well you crazy ass Lit people I am back.
I admit, I avoided you, to a degree. Look I had a GF, a real live human with arms and toes and everything. She had the cutest little…….. anyway. It can be inferred that it didn’t work out. Look at how loyal I was. I didn’t log in or post for the entire time….. this deserves a drink. Clearly.
Where was I?
LOCKDOWN….. funny story. I am a 40ish male. I have been breathing my whole life and when I went to the grocery store, for some reason my body forgot how to swallow….. I coughed…….People, I would not recommend coughing in public at the moment.
At any rate…… PM me if you are bored, or lost….. I really like lost people. Yall are mine.
I’m the king of the lost. I live alone, yet I had to build an office in my workshop because I couldn’t get anything done in my “house.” Seriously think on how fucked up that is. I need my people, allow me to play you the song of us…
HEY
Or is it HAY! Grammar is not my strong suit. I am currently consuming scotch. At noon on a Sunday…. Which is better than at noon on a Tuesday…. But still.
Somebody tell me a story? I’ll tell you the story of how I met my last GF…… not how it ended.

 

[MMM_wms]

welcome back, CC. And enjoyable times for you. Sorry to hear about your break-up.

But glad to hear about your refusal to grow up. Not a bad attitude, I say.

 

[WendyImperioous]

I echo MMM's sorrow in your breakup. Try to stay positive. I'm certain you have the ability to bounce back.

Even though I enjoy partaking in spirits, scotch at noon is a bit much. You may want to ease off on that a bit.

Wishing you all the best!

 

[NEOhio1972]

I'm with you.....nothing good comes from adulting viva our freedom!!!! Live life!!!!