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Cannot. Stop. Eating.
But when did they get so small?
When we got big?
When we got big?
When corporations got cheap.
Have you looked inside a brand new bag of chips lately to see how much air you're paying for?![]()
I'm going to get REALLY big if I keep eating these chocolaty little fuckers...
dude, reese is gonna kick your ass if you eat all his peanut butter cups, so just lay off. it's not like you didn't know they were his. it fucking says so right on the wrapper.
You shouldn't be eating that crap anyway, Zumikins. Thank the corporate world for cutting back.
I'm going to get REALLY big if I keep eating these chocolaty little fuckers...
You fuckers should eat some celery.
That's okay, more to love.
Just for that, I'm sharing my candy with you.![]()
You fuckers should eat some celery.
I'll stick to dick. Celery is gross.
You fuckers should eat some celery.
And stringy. At least dick isn't stringy (or, it shouldn't be...)![]()
I'll stick to dick. Celery is gross.
And stringy. At least dick isn't stringy (or, it shouldn't be...)![]()
You could always peel it, like a carrot, and dip it in ranch dip. Or fill it with cream cheese.. or like Zumi suggested, stick it in a lovely Bloody Mary. (My Fave)