Rosebud
Little One
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- Jan 22, 2000
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Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thing like you.
You're hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer then Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway
Yo're as satisfy's as okry jist a-fryin in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a your teeth, for which I am proud,
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a buzzin' overhead
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more then a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gun rack,
my life is complete, Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years, yore age it keeps hidin'.
me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drink,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day,
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful then diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thing like you.
You're hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer then Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway
Yo're as satisfy's as okry jist a-fryin in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a your teeth, for which I am proud,
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a buzzin' overhead
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more then a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gun rack,
my life is complete, Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years, yore age it keeps hidin'.
me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drink,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day,
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful then diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!
