Redneck Joke

Shylady

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Sorry if this has been done before, but this joke makes me laugh.

Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad
and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So
his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl said,"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll 'im over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and
said, "nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he
brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a
look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll
'im over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer
looked down and said, "no, 'tain't Bubba."

The mortician, whose curiosity had gotten the better
of him asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What?" exclaimed the mortician. "He had two assholes?"

"Yup, ever'one in town knew he had two assholes.
Ever' time we went to town, folks would all say,
"Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."
 
Good Morning kisses and a hug Shy.

Saw that one before but it was funny then too.

Still waiting for the footsy to begin on the Office Thread
 
lol ty Harpoon nice buns ;)

Morning Beck ((HUG))

Willy I will try sometime today or tonight to start some footsy over there at the office
(((Willy)))
 
Poor Bubba . . .

does no one care that this poor man died by fire?

Fire and drowning have to be the worst ways to go. Beck i think this calls for a song.
 
lol sorry rooster I am sadly lacking in compassion today.
 
lol rooster just when I was starting to feel compassion.
 
*Passing back through again*.... Actually, Shy, I'm in one of those moods that normally are blamed on PMS, only I don't qualify for that anymore, so we'll just say I'm bitchy because I am, lol...


Good to see you, and (((Rooster)))..

:p
 
Hey good to see you too!

You're not bitchy you just have an agressive opinion.
 
Or a man trying to get some!

I mean yes i'm very sensitive, considerate and other shit like that.


:D
 
LMAO

Gotta love an honest man.. Are you trying to get me out of my bitchy mood? Cause if you are, stop, I'm enjoying it this morning, lol..:p
 
Oh you mean one of those . .

it feels good to be bad kinda days. *dreaming of simply in leather then realizes he has paused to long*


Oh, uh what was i saying? Anyway, kick some ass ok.
 
*Slipping into my leather and grabbing a whip* Ahhhh, nothing like leather to bring out the aggressive side of you.... *Looking around for the right ass to kick.*..

Huggss Roosterboy, you have made me laugh this morning, thanks.. :)
 
(((Rooster))) sorry that is late but I had to run to town.
Hi Jenj how goes it?

Now where can I hide while Simply is being a bitch in leather?
 
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