Redneck Fucking Machine

[WriterDom]

I need a volunteer from the audience.

 

[the captians wench]

 

[myinnerslut]

eeks!

 

[BiBunny]

I'll volunteer.

 

[VirginDebs]

Mmm yes please...

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

I need a volunteer from the audience.

The good thing about this machine is that it can be pluged into electricity. At least it could last for a while if i ever get it in me

 

[Blushing Bottom]

...and all along I thought that YOU were the redneck fucking machine.

Just saying

 

[Yang4yin]

On sale at Ken's Twisted Mind

The Hump-a-Lot delivers a mind blowing 1000 strokes a minute.

Variable speed saw is adjusted by trigger speed. The saw also features a speed dial with six settings to control the maximum speed that can be reached on each setting. The ergonomic design increases user comfort. Great for anal or vaginal this one fucks all!

Package Includes:

- Variable speed saw
- Billet aluminum vac-u-lock adapter
- Steel saw adapter with gloss black powder coat finish
- 8" Classic Vac-u-Lock dildo

And slightly less expensive is the Roto Rammer.

The Roto Rammer incorporates a twisting and penetration action all in one device. Add your own drill and screw their brains out! Features 18" Chrome shaft, Billet aluminum slide handle and billet aluminum vac-u-lock adapter, both finished in gloss blue powder coat. Also includes the 8" Crystal Jellie. Works with any drill 3/8" or 1/2" chuck(Drill not Included). Light weight design weighs less than 2 lbs.

 

[WriterDom]

Mine looks almost too fast on the slowest speed. 10 would leave a bloody mess.

 

[Yang4yin]

Mine looks almost too fast on the slowest speed. 10 would leave a bloody mess.

I recommend using some lube.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hmmmm....is it just me or did anyone else think along these lines: "This Old House"..."bearded guy in a flannel shirt who has all the power tools in the world"...Deliverance....."squeal like a pig"?

 

[Northwoods_Dom]

Oh heck..think what you could do with a belt sander and some rubber nubs.....

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

The Hump-a-Lot delivers a mind blowing 1000 strokes a minute.

fuking hell!!!!

i mean, that must feel amazing haha

 

[BiBunny]

Oh heck..think what you could do with a belt sander and some rubber nubs.....

It's never good news when a Dom starts a sentence with "Think what you could do with _____," or some variation of that. Never.

 

[Yang4yin]

Just think of coarse sandpaper in the crotch of your pants.

 

[FurryFury]

I dream of Jeanie, oops! I mean I dream of fucking machines! Yeah, yeah that's what I meant.