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Dran.. baby..
you forgot to take pics of the pink flamingos in my front yard..
you forgot to take pics of the pink flamingos in my front yard..
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LMAO!!!
OK, I must confess. My upper Michigan relatives hunt everything. Honestly, deer season stocks their freezers 'til spring.
My uncle's hunting cabin has many different animal mountings and assorted skins; it's an adventure for my kids to explore the place.
A few years ago after my uncle had the head and rack of a large buck placed on the wall one of his grandkids asked him where was the rest of the deer? (I'm thinking - you just ate it?)
Anyway - he had the butt of a deer mounted. He hung it in the other room directly opposite the head. Now all the kids love to see the "deer rear."
(but there's no doorbell in the ass)
OK, I must confess. My upper Michigan relatives hunt everything. Honestly, deer season stocks their freezers 'til spring.
My uncle's hunting cabin has many different animal mountings and assorted skins; it's an adventure for my kids to explore the place.
A few years ago after my uncle had the head and rack of a large buck placed on the wall one of his grandkids asked him where was the rest of the deer? (I'm thinking - you just ate it?)
Anyway - he had the butt of a deer mounted. He hung it in the other room directly opposite the head. Now all the kids love to see the "deer rear."
(but there's no doorbell in the ass)
Svenskaflicka
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How humiliating! It's one thing to get shot to feed a flock of humans, but to have your ass mounted as a doorbell..!
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Hmm....
Okay... the chicken and the egg thing comes to mind again.... "Hey, let's see if we can eat that thing that just came out of the chook's butt!"
Who the fuck would think of doing that? I hope they were wearing gloves when they positioned the buzzer
I also hope they're not nail biters
Okay... the chicken and the egg thing comes to mind again.... "Hey, let's see if we can eat that thing that just came out of the chook's butt!"
Who the fuck would think of doing that? I hope they were wearing gloves when they positioned the buzzer
I also hope they're not nail biters
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Big balls knocker?
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Lisa Denton said:
Strangest Prince Albert I ever saw.
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ABSTRUSE said:Don't they have those in Texas, but it's a cow's ass and the tail is the doorknocker?
When you talk soft and sweet like that you really blow my skirt up.
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ABSTRUSE said:
Need help putting it back in your mouth?
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How about...
A chick with big knockers?
A chick with big knockers?
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