redneck Doms

[WriterDom]

If one of your sub's safe signs is drooling tobacco juice, you might be a redneck Dom.

 

[Howling_Ire]

if your gun wrack doudles as a whip wrack, you might be a red neck dom

you might be a red neck dom if your bondage masks and gags are hanging from the antlers of a buck mounted on your wall

if you have fantaises involveing a naked sub tied to the hood of your truch like a dear, you might be a red neck dom

if you've ever uttered the words "seee slut, dis here is how we hang 'um to gut um" then you might be a red neck dom

if knife play involves your bowie knife you might be a red neck dom

if your slave's outside sexy wear involves cut off jeans and t-shirt you might be a red neck dom

if you have fantises about yoru slave walking on all fours up the dirt road, you might be a red neck dom

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[niteshade]

Omg, wayyyy to fun. Thanks for the grins

 

[PassionsFlame]

I had me a redneck Dom, from Va, lives in the North *Yankeeville* now... ended up good freinds, but am no stranger to rednecks..... I am rolling in ciclres laughing my butt off except for a brief break to type this- thanks for the chuckles!!!!

 

[PassionsFlame]

My redneck Dom made a wooden paddle that smacked a whallop- and had carved into it "bad subbie" backwards, so the imprint was on my arse!

 

[PassionsFlame]

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt,

 

[WriterDom]

If she is forced to squeal like a pig during anal sex, you might be a redneck Dom.

If any of your toys have NASCAR stickers on them, you might be a redneck Dom.

If you stop a scene because wrestling is coming on the TV, you Might be a redneck Dom.

 

[Princessintrng]

You might be a redneck Dom if

Your sub and dog share a collar

 

[cynter]

my compliments

very funny thread!

 

[jhangel]

Being from the south I enjoyed this thread alot i need a good laugh. Thanks

 

[sweet T]

Good one! ROFL... thanks for my new years giggles..

 

[Pat Powers]

If the young'uns is outta town and you're really torn between spending the weekend playing with your subbie and going to the bass fishing tournament, you might be a redneck dom. If it's a no-brainer -- you go for the bass fishing tournament -- you ARE a redneck dom.

If your bondage mansion looks a lot more like a mansion to you now that the wheels are off, you might be a redneck dom.

If one of your subbie's chores is fetching water from the branch, you might be a redneck dom.

If you were surprised that some people had a fetish for bare feet 'cuz shoes are just for goin to the store and such, you might be a redneck dom.

If your subbie bent over a horse reminds you of granny fannies ... well, let's just not go there ...

 

[WriterDom]

Even if only one of your toys in your bag is made using duct tape, you might be a red neck Dom.

 

[scooterbum]

Redneck Dom

writer dom wrote:

Even if only one of your toys in your bag is made using duct tape, you might be a red neck Dom.

If your dungeon has a gutter cleaner you might be a redneck Dom.


ps. If you even know what a gutter cleaner is you are definately a redneck

 

[Guest]

Even if only one of your toys in your bag is made using duct tape, you might be a red neck Dom.

nice....but try the high voltage rubber electric tape - works wonders......

Hmmm truck toolbox as spanking bench? That gives me an idea..................................

 

[Lord Crimson]

yes

Actually they say Hold on Darlin, the south is gonna rise again!

 

[MissTaken]

When you find yourself bound to the deer antlers mounted on the wall, you know you are with a redneck!

 

[Desdemona]

Actually they say Hold on Darlin, the south is gonna rise again!

Thank God for that! I love it when the "south" rises. LOL

 

[landcruisergal]

Hmmm truck toolbox as spanking bench? That gives me an idea..................................

Um, pickups with full canopy frames, take the tarp off and you have a outdoors bondage mobile,lots of anchor points, and yep the tool box is 5 foot long and 1/2 foot wide. Big enough for a body....and always have cable ties, duct tape, ropes.Never know when you might need it in an emergency.
and I have never been to south USA, but I lived in Queensland, and it sounds awfully similar.

 

[SweetDommes]

My redneck Dom made a wooden paddle that smacked a whallop- and had carved into it "bad subbie" backwards, so the imprint was on my arse!

that is actually kinda cool ... and yes, I freely admit that I have some redneck tendencies

 

[SweetDommes]

If you stop a scene because wrestling is coming on the TV, you Might be a redneck Dom.

Well ... I haven't stopped to watch, but I have stopped to make sure the VCR is set *hides in shame* LOL

Miss Karen