Redheaded wankers aren't wanted.

[torchthebitch]

Except in Ireland.

The world's largest sperm bank has started turning down redheaded donors because there is too little demand for their sperm.

Ole Schou, Cryos's director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," he told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. "I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."

Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html

 

[hobbit.]

Except in Ireland.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html

ginger hair and freckles..... can one also specify jug like ears and buck teeth?

 

[torchthebitch]

ginger hair and freckles..... can one also specify jug like ears and buck teeth?

Probably only if you are the donor.

http://www.beano.com/media/80776/character-bash-plug.jpg

 

[where]

I suppose it is a bit of an acquired taste in terms of men, but redheaded women are hot! I met an absolutely stunning redhead from toronto yesterday. She was mesmerising

 

[Modern Mephisto]

...but redheaded women are hot!

Truth.

 

[hobbit.]

Probably only if you are the donor.

http://www.beano.com/media/80776/character-bash-plug.jpg

how would the advert read? 'ginger haired cretin seeks buck tooth freckle face bog trotting bitch with own turkey baster and pyrex bowl' ?

I suppose it is a bit of an acquired taste

Amen sister.

 

[torchthebitch]

I suppose it is a bit of an acquired taste in terms of men, but redheaded women are hot! I met an absolutely stunning redhead from toronto yesterday. She was mesmerising

Well I did specify wankers.

And you know my prediliction

http://www.quotationsofwisdom.com/portraits/Sophia_Loren_002.jpg

 

[where]

Truth.

I like redheaded men too as long as they aren't that wishy washy blonde type.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I suppose it is a bit of an acquired taste in terms of men, but redheaded women are hot! I met an absolutely stunning redhead from toronto yesterday. She was mesmerising

there should be more to this story.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

I like redheaded men too as long as they aren't that wishy washy blonde type.

There have been occasions, when I expressed a less than complete happiness in and lack of enthusiasm for my life, where my mother has consoled me by saying, "Things could be worse; I almost married a redhead instead of your father."

And then my life doesn't seem so bad.

 

[torchthebitch]

how would the advert read? 'ginger haired cretin seeks buck tooth freckle face bog trotting bitch with own turkey baster and pyrex bowl' ?

One helluvan admission to go to print with.

 

[where]

there should be more to this story.

She was practically a child. Not much more than 26. Too young for me.

MM, everyone in my family is some form of redhead except me. Its not that easy to get a red gene. Its why they are dying out.

 

[torchthebitch]

She was practically a child. Not much more than 26. Too young for me.

MM, everyone in my family is some form of redhead except me. Its not that easy to get a red gene. Its why they are dying out.

You know that deep Auburn red/burnished copper colour that every one wants? I went with a girl who had it naturally. Her hair was beautiful. As was she. I knew it wouldn't last.

 

[deskuser]

Still higher up the food chain than being a ManU fan?

how would the advert read? 'ginger haired cretin seeks buck tooth freckle face bog trotting bitch with own turkey baster and pyrex bowl' ?



Amen sister.

 

[CandiCame]

She was practically a child. Not much more than 26. Too young for me.

MM, everyone in my family is some form of redhead except me. Its not that easy to get a red gene. Its why they are dying out.

26 is a child?

Redheads are all exotic because of this, though. There are so few of them. I'm a brunette. Like everyone else.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Fine, I'll keep my sperms!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Fine, I'll keep my sperms!

You're good there. TMWFM knows where your clitoris is.

 

[redheadedtxn]

You're good there. TMWFM knows where your clitoris is.

He does. And he will be tormenting and torturing it later.

 

[pointless]

I like redheaded men too as long as they aren't that wishy washy blonde type.

what?

 

[where]

You know that deep Auburn red/burnished copper colour that every one wants? I went with a girl who had it naturally. Her hair was beautiful. As was she. I knew it wouldn't last.

did you torch the bitch?

26 is a child?

it is to me

what?

I think they call it strawberry blonde? not a proper red head but not blond either

 

[torchthebitch]

did you torch the bitch?

She was no bitch, quite the opposite. Actually, my wife bought her wedding dress from her.

 

[where]

She was no bitch, quite the opposite. Actually, my wife bought her wedding dress from her.

awww that's the definition of bittersweet. possibly

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I always had a soft spot for a red head... I adore freckles!

 

[RjThoughts]

I always had a soft spot for a red head... I adore freckles!

The first girl I crushed on was a redhead, the first girl that told me she liked me "That way" was a redhead. I still find redheads sexy as Hell!!

 

[torchthebitch]

I always had a soft spot for a red head... I adore freckles!

Hey Kiddo! LTNS. I was talking about Riva sports boats the other day and I thought of you.