red riding hood folklore from youth to maturity

samorri

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There was a knock on the old big bad wolf's door and he answered it and it was little red riding hood asking him if he wanted to buy some little red riding hood girl scout cookies. He noticed she had some teeth missing and he asked her if he buys little red riding hood girl scout cookies from her are his teeth going to get knocked out like hers. She said her teeth weren't knocked out because she has been eating little red riding hood girl scout cookies, they are knocked out because she is so young that is only her first set of teeth that come with "strings attached" that must be yanked to pull them out as she grows out of them. Then the big bad wolf didn't feel so much in danger of getting his teeth knocked out for buying little red riding hood girl scout cookies from little red riding hood and he proceeded to buy some little red riding hood girl scout cookies from her for himself, and she saved the money for college or toys or whatever.
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Hear yee, hear yee, thou all shall envy "the emperor's new horse!"
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That is crazy horse, they have no horse, who do they think they are? They have no horse!?
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That is not crazy horse, they have no horse is who they think they are, they have no horse, that is who they are!
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What are they barren of quickenning horse, or something!?
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Yes, they are barren of horse quickenning, or something!
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What! They can't hold their horses?
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That isn't necessarily a problem they known as they have no horse have, but for them sometimes the last thing they want to do is hold their horses...
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That is what the Old Navy is, I do not know what the New Navy is, but whatever the New Navy is, it is some kind of variation, not necessarily, albeit possibly anti-thetical to, what the Old Navy is... The Old Navy is "do not let anything come on the lips of any cat, for that could soon spread and be on the lips of all cats and that could capsize the whole cat house, but you don't need to worry about anything coming on the lips of any dog, because it could be the only thing that could do is without written words outspoken writing paying the renting on the dog house, and that probably wouldn't capsize the whole dog house!"
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Please go away and never post again. Thank you.
tongue twisting eye ball rolling riddles riddled with riddles
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Burn Alexandria Memorably

The dead don't exist
Yet "their" books do
They are burned
Spinning (with) in
Not in their graves
In cradles
Not their own
The tabla rosa
Blank slates

If this black
Whole
Is not only
The Book
Yet can be
Read in
Its entirety
Cover to cover
Only by cover

Why write
Succinctly
Where are the
Ones communicating
I do exist
And retain
Only so many
Words of books
The unborn don't exist
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Give me a brain s.t.e.m. (scanning tunneling electron microscope) and a subatomic pair of tweezers spinal tapping enough, and I will wire your left turn signal and your right turn signal possibly more coherently and correctly as if then they are already wired already!
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