Red Hot Phone Sex

[Guest]

Heyyyyyyyyyyy babies. I gotta' put on a leisure suit and slide over to an auction for a little bit.

But when I come back i'm gonna' partake of some Smirnoff Ice and several of Alexander Keiths finest and I want to hear your nastiest skankiest fantasies while I baste my purple helmeted warrior of love in extra virgin olive oil and groove to Neil Diamonds greatest hits.

You know where ta hit me.

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

*sigh* You had me until Neil Diamond.

 

[Expertise]

Neil Sedaka...... Paul Anka...... Engelbert Humperdink...... ooooooo c'mon baby Humperdink's gotta make you hot! Doesn't he?

 

[Renegade]

Humperdink?? You mean the Prince from The Princess Bride? Ewwww.

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Tom Jones...maybe. Wayne Newton...slight possibility. But never...NEVER...Englebert.

 

[Expertise]

Awwwwww come onnnnnnnn!

I'm freakin' bored! Not to mention horny!

 

[*bratcat*]

Do YOU pick up

 

[Expertise]

As long as you're in this hemisphere

 

[*bratcat*]

well...

 

[Expertise]

Indy???

 

[*bratcat*]

yeppers...

 

[Expertise]

Re: yeppers...

I only wish I could go!

Have you considered laxatives...... or bran?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: yeppers...

 

[Expertise]

Famous last words baby cakes!

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Re: yeppers...

Have you considered laxatives...... or bran?

I don't suppose it has occured to you your wit may be the reason you aren't getting laid?

 

[Expertise]

Re: Re: Re: yeppers...

I don't suppose it has occured to you your wit may be the reason you aren't getting laid?

Who said I wasn't getting laid (isn't it spelled l-a-y-e-d)????

I was just being a goof.

 

[Thumper]

At my wits end.

So why ain't I getting laid?

No sex....not a wit or is it whit?

Are you saying witty guys get laid?

What's up "wit" dat?

Call me....collect....

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Re: Re: Re: yeppers... (how many Re:'s do you think we can get in here?)

Who said I wasn't getting laid (isn't it spelled l-a-y-e-d)????

Your lack of a sense of humor tells me you're not getting laid. (note the smiley, I'M kidding)

Laid or layed? Excellent question. Let's try both and see, ok?

damn I can't spell tonight

 

[Chuckus]

Re: At my wits end.

So why ain't I getting laid?

No sex....not a wit or is it whit?

Are you saying witty guys get laid?

What's up "wit" dat?

Call me....collect....

Hey Thumper you been seein my girl? She is wit!!!!! Really!!!!

 

[Expertise]

Re: At my wits end.

So why ain't I getting laid?

No sex....not a wit or is it whit?

Are you saying witty guys get laid?

What's up "wit" dat?

Call me....collect....

Actually I think its the guys with the really loud car stereos..... they are sooooo cool.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Re: yeppers...