Record Store Day

[sirhugs]

Record Store Day, a celebration of independent music stores emphasizing vinyl records, is April 12 2025.
Since it is about an obsession for some, I started wondering how the obsession with old school music formats intersects with obsessions about old-school sex.
Suggestions?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I think there’s a romantic idea in here.

Parents or grandparents have an anniversary coming up and they want to play the song that played the first time they fucked. But the only version they can find is a remaster.

So they go on a little journey to find the original record and wind up getting frisky quite a few times while finding the record at a vinyl store.

2. Record store worker has an older client who comes in quite a bit. One day the client asks to go to a listening booth and when the worker checks on them, they’re crying. The song was their lovers who passed away 5 years ago. The pain of that loss is especially bad today and they let it all loose: they haven’t felt love or affection from anyone, let alone sex.

Worker then locks the booth and snuggles up with them and puts on a headset. They let the client know how much they mean to them and when the client gets tempted to give them a kiss, they accept it and the two of them fuck while the song plays on.

 

[Carnevil9]

Woman goes to the record store on Record Store Day, and asks for a particularly obscure item.

Clerk says, sure, come in the back, I think we have that one.

She follows him to the back room, where he drops his pants and shows her an enormous erection.

"Hey, that isn't a record!"

"Well maybe not, but it's well above average!"

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

Felt compelled to pop in to this one, for some reason...

* MC is on the hunt for the last collector's edition copy of their ex's favorite album in a last-ditch effort to win them back

* A musician/performance artist has offered a very special experience for the lucky fan who finds the the Golden Record she hid in one of the city's shops

* The Dastardly Doctor Wax filled all the Record Store Day special shipments with subliminal messaging that turn music afficianados into mindless nymphomaniacs! Can the Leather Lioness thwart his evil scheme, or will she fall under his hypnotic spell?