Reasons why I LOVE cats

[Hamletmaschine]

Their soft fur

the way they smell...that kitty smell...

the way their hair looks when it’s wet

their long nails

the way those long nails feel as they dig into my flesh when they do that titty-sucking thing they do

the little touches when they come in to wake me in the morning to feed them

the markings they wear

their sleek bodies

the way they purr when complimented

how good they feel in my arms as I hold them

that tuna-flavored breath that you smell when they kiss you

how they look so ferocious when they’re looking out the window at a bird

how they look so funny when they chase the roaches around the house

how they look so sweet when they’re curled up in a ball sleeping

how even their litter-box smells sweet (no, that’s not true … got carried away there)

how they can make me melt with a meow or a touch

how i'm usually so much bigger than them

how they usually like letting me feel like the boss

CATNIP

soft hair... (oops, already said that one)

how they can jump and tumble and climb, and even though I can’t, don’t laugh at me...to my face at least

how they like the fact that I don’t call them on the phone

how they like it that I don’t make them ride in cars too often

how they steal my heart away.

 

[Laurel]

how they like it that I don’t make them ride in cars too often

What IS it about cats & cars? You'd think you were putting the kitts in an oven.

I met a lady who had a big orange tabby who rode in her van with her, like a little dog.

 

[Siren]

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Reasons why I LOVE cats

What IS it about cats & cars? You'd think you were putting the kitts in an oven.

I met a lady who had a big orange tabby who rode in her van with her, like a little dog.

head hanging out the window and everything, Laurel?

 

[red_rose]

My kitty loves car rides.

But... then again.... he's weird like that.




That was beautiful, hon... I think I'm gonna go cuddle my kitty now...

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I know, laurel, I know.... My kitty goes full-tilt bonkers when she senses she's got to get in the car. And she always knows.

And down here in Louisiana, Siren, we have BIG roaches. And they fly. About as big as a hummingbird. Or a flying mouse. And they're EVERYWHERE.

Wanna come visit? The cats will protect you.

 

[Siren]

Holy Fucking Shit !!!!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Sounds like you could have used a cat in your car.

 

[Siren]

 

[Laurel]

That will be my campaign slogan when I run for President of the Confederacy: A Cat in Every Car.

 

[Siren]

 

[rider]

They taste good in stir fry.

A little bit of garlic, some bamboo shoots, mushrooms, baby corn, and that great brown sauce. Yum!!

 

[Andreina]

When it's raining our neighbour's cats jump on our cars and abuse them as a slide. It is the most hilarious thing to watch how they are sliding down the bonnet on their asses.