Reasons why DCL doesn't have a beer with womanwhatever

[Womanlover]

Not necessarily in order of "TOP" reasons:

Reason 1: He has seen through womanlover's triple reverse english irony and has discovered that he truly IS an asshole and consequently does not come to the Olive Branch Pub.

Reason 2. He thinks that womanlover is using standard irony and really means that he DOESN'T want to buy DCL a beer.

REASON 3. He thinks the Salvation Army will be there and he doesn't want to have to make a donation.

Reason 4. He's taking wise advice and not responding to anything womanlover posts.

Reason 5. He's drunk already

Reason 6. He's doesn't drink

Reason 7. He thinks that I mean for him to literally come to British Columbia, and he thinks that's too far.


Come DCL.........you've got some offers to lay you at the Olive Branch Pub.........come have a beer........I REALLY REALLY REALLY (SANS IRONY) MEAN IT!

Feel free to add your reasons DCL........comon! Give us some of that delicious sarcasm......nya ha ha ha ha!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No, no, no........

He's fallen and he can't get up.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

WL, I think you're overanalyzing this. Would you show up to meet a guy who boasts about copulating with trees? And to meet at a place called "The Olive Branch" no less?

Maybe he'll agree to meet you if you promise no lewd behavior with fauna.

P.S. Send "Elma" my love.

 

[Womanlover]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HE HE HE HHE HE EHOO HOO!!!!!!!!

Now, Oliver isn't the above so much better than RLMFAO.............just so much more expressive and fulfilling........ya, I forgot all about that tree thing........that's a real good reason.....god that would be embarrassing for him to see me jump the big olive they got growing here in the centre of the pub.......shit, there's even a knothole........simply irresistable!!!!

 

[CreamyLady]

Oliver, I believe fauna refers to the wild creatures, of an animal nature; flora would refer to the plant life. Would arborea refer to the trees? I'm never sure . . .

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

oops, creamy, you're absolutely right. I meant "flora". Still not something I'd want to have sex with, though.

 

[CreamyLady]

I know -- one had visions of someone attempting carnal relations with Bambi . . .

A revolting though.