Reasons to bomb Iraq

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

A friend emailed this to me. I thought I would share it with those who haven't seen it yet.

You have to sing this to the tune of "When you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

 

[Kuntmode]

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Would you like to see American fuck up clap your hands?

Clap clap!

All aboard Bush's shuttle of death. Line up and get your seats.

 

[Lost Cause]

GFY!

Chew on this comrades;

SADDAM Hussein's senior bodyguard has fled with details of Iraq's secret arsenal.

His revelations have supported US President George W. Bush's claim there is enough evidence from UN inspectors to justify going to war.
Abu Hamdi Mahmoud has provided Israeli intelligence with a list of sites that the inspectors have not visited.

They include:

AN underground chemical weapons facility at the southern end of the Jadray Peninsula in Baghdad;

A SCUD assembly area near Ramadi. The missiles come from North Korea;

TWO underground bunkers in Iraq's Western Desert. These contain biological weapons.

William Tierney, a former UN weapons inspector who has continued to gather information on Saddam's arsenal, said Mahmoud's information is "the smoking gun".

"Once the inspectors go to where Mahmoud has pointed them, then it's all over for Saddam," Tierney said.

Tierney, who has high-level contacts in Washington that go to the White House, said the information we publish today on Mahmoud's revelations "checks out, absolutely checks out".

Mahmoud was a mem ber of the elite unit that protects Saddam.

It is called the Murasiq Qun – the "Inner Circle".

He was known as "The Gatekeeper".

Mahmoud is a muscular Saddam lookalike often photographed standing behind Saddam when he is seated, or to his left when on the move.

Last week, Mahmoud was being debriefed at a high-security base in Israel's Negev Desert.

Ariel Sharon, the country's hard-line prime minister, has only allowed snippets of Mahmoud's sensational claims to be shared with the CIA and MI6.

"Sharon intends to shatter the growing anti-war movement," a source close to Mr Sharon said.

"He plans to call all those European leaders who are wavering to let them know how Saddam has continued to fool Hans Blix and his weapons inspectors."

Mahmoud's revelations include locations of five bunkers buried beneath man-made sand dunes.

Stockpiled in the bunkers are warheads identical to the empty shell cases found two weeks ago by the UN inspectors.

Mahmoud said those shells were on their way to be refilled and stored in the bunkers.

A transcript from his debriefing includes:

"Saddam's weapons of mass destruction are also concealed in a tunnel complex deep beneath the sewers of Baghdad and in an underground complex in Ouja, to the north of Tikrit.

"The complex was built five years ago with help from Chinese engineers.

"The entrance to the site is through a house in Tikrit. It is the home of one of Saddam's cousins and is more than half a mile from where the weapons are stored."

In another excerpt from his debriefing, Mahmoud boasts: "I was inside the innermost circle where Saddam eats and sleeps.

"I was among the handful of bodyguards closest to him.

"Very few people are allowed close to Saddam.

"Many of the TV images you see of him were taken years ago. Most people now only speak to him over the phone. He usually calls them.

"If they have to call him back with information he wants, it is passed through his sons (Uday and Qusay) or (Deputy Prime Minister) Tariq Aziz.

"All those close to him have codes, which they use to access the outer circle. But even they can only come so close to Saddam before there is a cut-off point – the Inner Circle. Even Tariq Aziz is checked to see if he is carrying weapons.

"Saddam knows fortunes are being offered to have him assassinated."

Saddam's paranoia increased after Uday, his eldest son, narrowly escaped assassination when gunmen riddled his car with bullets in 1996. Uday was partially paralysed and uses a wheelchair.

To avoid falling victim to even his own bodyguards, Saddam is a walking arsenal.

"He has concealed guns all over his body," Mahmoud said.

"He also has panic buttons to press if he even suspects somebody is about to attack him."

Israeli intelligence sources have hinted that the deal with Mahmoud included smuggling his family out of Iraq.

Mossad agents have done this before.

At the start of Saddam's reign of terror, they persuaded an Iraqi pilot to fly his Russian fighter to Israel – after spiriting out his wife and children.



Axis of evil strikes again.

 

[Kuntmode]

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Well at least the US now know that they are going to die in the streets of Baghdad from chemical poisoning whilst Saddam hides underground eating grapes conducting his street war.

Nothing to be happy about.

Looks as though he has more weapons than they thought.

Why haven't they knocked the sites out yet?

 

[Guest]

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[Kuntmode]

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I dislike Europeans.

I also hope Sadass launches a few Scuds with the most toxic chemical weapon he has at his disposal right on Tel Aviv.

Hopefully you will be sucking Sharon's cock at the time it lands

 

[miles]

To some people it won't matter how much hard evidence is found. They will still cling to their "nothing is worth fighting for" rhetoric and blame it all on conspiracy.

Take a look at the GB of late and you'll see most of them haven't said a word lately about Iraq.

 

[Lancecastor]

Here's a couple of links to the Abu Hamdi Mahmoud story above:

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=30836

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,5921220^663,00.html

 

[alltherage]

To some people it won't matter how much hard evidence is found. They will still cling to their "nothing is worth fighting for" rhetoric and blame it all on conspiracy.

Take a look at the GB of late and you'll see most of them haven't said a word lately about Iraq.

Some hard evidence would be nice.

 

[busybody..]

Some hard evidence would be nice.

I suspect that to people like you, no amount of "evidence" will be enough. I am certain that whatever Powell will present the UN on Wed., will be said to be fake and made up. The intercepted phone conversations will be said to be a figment of American technology!

If you really truly want evidence of WMDs that Iraq possesses, all you need to do is listen to the French Foreign Minister. He was quoted as saying that war with Iraq over WMDs is unnecessary because "as a result of the inspectors on the ground.....Iraq's WMD program has been contained and frozen." That in fact says that Iraq does HAVE WMDs!

To say that Iraq and Terror are seperate and distinct is to say that police should not target gun sellers when attempting to cut armed robbers.

Lets face it.......Under no circumstances will you and people like you ever be satisfied!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Well I thought it was funny.

Everyone else leave thier sense of humour behind this morning?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Read Frederick Forsyth's ''Hand of God''. It is a work of fiction, but he's a - insider - who knows the stuff.

Be afraid...