Reasons to attack Iraq

[Problem Child]

1) They have oil. We need oil. What, you want everyone in Dallas to drive a Honda?

2) Saddam's choice of headgear is atrocious.

3) I hear the Highway of Death is a wonderful vacation spot in the fall.

4) It would really piss off Redwave and peepeeman. I like that.

5) Saddam would finally stop firing those guns in the air at his "We love you Saddam" rallies. That violates every rule of gun safety I can think of.

6) Frimost would ejaculate every time CNN showed gun camera footage of bridges blowing up and Republican guards troops getting machine-gunned in the desert. This would be good for him since he never gets to ejaculate into a woman.

7) Michael Jackson could buy Saddam's palaces and stock them with young children.

8) After we moved in, we could bring Iran some tea and finally get to make friends.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Damn. More leaked documents from the White House.

 

[Sillyman]

Let's not forget all the sand covered camo stuff we still have lying around. It would be a shame to let it go to waste.


Besides, our troops are now so completely indoctrinated into hating muslims it would be a shame to waste them on anyone else.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Sadaams palace is already full of children

For similar reasons as MJs place is

 

[p_p_man]

The real reason to attack Iraq...

Bush wants to...

oh yeah and of course he's totally insane...

ppman

 

[RawHumor]

Sometimes, Rush IS right!

Today, he pointed out that the very people who act so offended that we didn't connect the dots with regard to 9/11 and Bin Laden are now bitching because we're trying to connect the dots with Iraq and Hussein.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: The real reason to attack Iraq...

Bush wants to...

oh yeah and of course he's insane...

ppman

Hey Jew-hater!

I knew you would be along to inject some humorless drivel into my thread.

 

[Sillyman]

That, and Bush doesn't seem to have a lot of original thought.

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

Today, he pointed out that the very people who act so offended that we didn't connect the dots with regard to 9/11 and Bin Laden are now bitching because we're trying to connect the dots with Iraq and Hussein.

Why is the only thoughtful post in this thread from a cartoon character?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

Why is the only thoughtful post in this thread from a cartoon character?

What makes you think this is supposed to be a thoughtful thread?

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

Why is the only thoughtful post in this thread from a cartoon character?

We're just generally thoughtless people. You could just ignore us if we didn't already control everything.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I was with you until #7, even booked my tickets to the Highway of Death. It sounds like a cool concert. But I don't think we need to encourage a Prince Michael Jackson III.

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

What makes you think this is supposed to be a thoughtful thread?

Your incisive, to the point, and brilliantly written original post showing why it is imperative we attack Iraq this VERY minute, of course.

Don't tell me you were kidding?

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

What makes you think this is supposed to be a thoughtful thread?

Because you started it...

ppman

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

We're just generally thoughtless people. You could just ignore us if we didn't already control everything.

You only THINK you control everything. I have actually been in control since I found that magic ring in a crackerjack box in 1978.

You didn't think that the rise in popularity of "hook-ups" was an accident, did you?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

Because you started it...

ppman

Gee thanks, pp. That's the nicest thing any anti-semite has ever said to me.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

Gee thanks, pp. That's the nicest thing any anti-semite has ever said to me.

you forgot anti-Bush, anti-America, anti-Indians, anti-Blacks, anti- jews...

and all those other unsung heroes...

ppman

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

8) The clothing fashions there are to die for and we want access to the designers

9) There's a missing place in our Kum-bi-ya circle and Saddam and his heavenly voice is just the person to fill it for us.

10) We miss Lawrence Welk so much and the network producers thought that Saddam would make the perfect replacement. (They're really the ones behind this plan).

11) The Republican Guards are 45 wins and 0 losses in their football league and the NFL want's to bring them into the league.

 

[Laurel]

12) It's a great way to keep Bush & Cheney's quasi-criminal business past out of the paper.

13) It's a great way to shift focus from our growing debt (and a great way to add to it, when you figure in the cost of the "war" and the cost of keeping troops in Iran for 5-25 years afterwards). Wow, I guess Dems aren't the only ones who love to spend, spend, spend!

Wag that dog.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

You only THINK you control everything. I have actually been in control since I found that magic ring in a crackerjack box in 1978.

You didn't think that the rise in popularity of "hook-ups" was an accident, did you?

LOL. Good one. Can you arrange something for me with the hot little number down the street? (She just graduated from college).

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sometimes, Rush IS right!

LOL. Good one. Can you arrange something for me with the hot little number down the street? (She just graduated from college).

No problem. PM me with your platinum Visa number, and I'll spin the decoder on the ring and set it up for tonight.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Reasons to attack Iraq

12) It's a great way to keep Bush & Cheney's quasi-criminal business past out of the paper.

13) It's a great way to shift focus from our growing debt (and a great way to add to it, when you figure in the cost of the "war" and the cost of keeping troops in Iran for 5-25 years afterwards). Wow, I guess Dems aren't the only ones who love to spend, spend, spend!

Wag that dog.

It's fast becoming common knowledge that Bush has no real reason to force America to invade yet another foreign country...

and if some idiot mentions weapons of mass destruction again and how Saddam will take over the world unless he's stopped now, I'll scream...

I swear I will...

ppman

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Re: Re: Reasons to attack Iraq

12) It's a great way to keep Bush & Cheney's quasi-criminal business past out of the paper.

13) It's a great way to shift focus from our growing debt (and a great way to add to it, when you figure in the cost of the "war" and the cost of keeping troops in Iran for 5-25 years afterwards). Wow, I guess Dems aren't the only ones who love to spend, spend, spend!

Wag that dog.

I didn't think we were supposed to post the real reasons.

 

[Laurel]

Oh! Sorry.

12) To have something to report on the news on the days when no kids go missing.

 

[p_p_man]

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I didn't think we were supposed to post the real reasons.

Take every opportunity you can to show how mad the man really is...

ppman